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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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" F' f+ E% i# ~) a# h) ^性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; A/ e( J) M7 }& I

5 l5 D( I( H% M$ `苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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4 T8 {9 d4 _$ U8 g. @! v  F性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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2 Q! P# e; M, R, H( I4 T貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - {7 Y# \% Q- Y: y
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' O7 T9 A; B2 T1 C" r$ u& b
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine # h$ [8 b& U0 X& x7 m7 B

5 C: I" D, C0 u0 I3 n教五子 :All his five son took it 8 q: j6 R; w. w

  V3 ^6 G- H" t* K; G9 X- Z4 R8 w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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5 w$ Q# r, r0 w  I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 k% G: Z) g# z. Y% A  H& h
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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& K6 P) V( e- W: c- z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% p$ F% }1 ?% `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 C% ^/ i- {$ K$ p1 l6 q3 D
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this % t0 B" L* P" [3 M& A
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 X& q. }5 y: F

/ w* R! G4 @+ _: H" s幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 s, [. Q  F* n- O* F, A

9 p7 X" [% M/ C7 i$ a" P8 K+ ]老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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7 o  ?- D2 X; y1 B# M& }玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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, V7 C$ w1 d5 B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , k7 G, f' n+ w- s1 R

* C5 y0 e( Q' [0 B5 V' f, b6 d" L人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' C& m% k# w7 t/ B1 F* ?7 h( i

. y$ N1 c- K" j# D( n( `' W8 N  N不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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