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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) n* X0 t' o5 u) q9 j8 s# F$ y

$ F7 c, ~# _! h' W( R. n- V性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % |: G  q( {; [) M. `( h7 `
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; s, |: h* J+ x! g
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: X# i1 U) U2 T9 t" G3 b% o性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . c0 h8 A9 U& ]/ J9 Y! s. \! X+ z
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 M( C( O; y' A$ {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 q  X% Y. @# x; x4 w# [9 k( L
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# g0 }# L; t2 T: x% _3 M0 u9 Y* G& u5 P竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 y' D/ |8 I( R- {

, y" V: i; z8 a) X1 R1 S有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# l4 j$ y) c' s4 |教五子 :All his five son took it + H. j) L( Q) |# V
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 Z3 ?- v" ^8 s: b+ j

2 ^% z4 [8 n/ q" L% A7 _父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + e  [$ G& E6 C* r7 P; k
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 @, Q( W; q4 m' E- H子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% U) r3 [( l2 c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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, ~- g& {. [+ u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, . j6 v& t& X8 S+ t) Y

6 U- g8 t9 h6 x: O+ }老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - ~; q  {5 |, q* U- D0 F- N& q
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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! U8 ^! s' ~+ u7 w  W4 V人不學 :If you don't learn sex, # ?1 m9 E" P7 [3 D4 D6 l6 `" ]
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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