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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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5 ^3 w2 G1 W7 o  i性本善:Sex is good. * a6 q: W* q, P2 F6 _" ?. Z9 K
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 m# j: _3 y( [! z  D
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 b1 r& i; l) r5 }6 S% X
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 b/ ]  e. h% P& t& t
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教之道:The way of learning it ; `( Q% z2 k  h) t! O  t

& M) N9 m) N( y: s% G2 Y$ d0 S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , A9 E/ L9 p" E& h: j. k6 X

9 @6 t2 P( ^$ c& x- B子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 I) o8 ~- W9 O0 E9 U! x' R

8 a+ n* G+ W7 P/ A( n/ K斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ( _9 t& P: w2 v% s3 z7 q  Y

/ P( h3 w  ^+ o/ _! _0 C6 _' ]8 E父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 n3 i8 m) l" }1 @' r

* i/ M" S& s/ R! M; U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 m: l9 @8 _3 u0 e/ T" |8 \子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , W7 j/ X! {( g8 {6 j5 `& L) G
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 ^6 F  _2 d) k6 J( A) j" K; w- R
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( |* |2 {- L% {. t% m( B' ?; ]( [# ]+ ]玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % j6 }% e6 d: |: u2 s, H7 y
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 c% T* Y4 j2 C
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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