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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. . B4 l4 A5 U. {% ?& @/ X

: t0 I5 F- f/ t5 H2 T性本善:Sex is good. , }) F" S! a' S1 J7 d; G
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - K8 ^+ f9 F/ E* t4 ~: n
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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( ?  s  {! L8 p( X6 r4 h9 P貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. & d) R$ o& k" \, T
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , _# q: J6 }! E0 x6 G& r2 Q

. l( M1 n& [7 J3 W3 I( H1 [* U& z! j子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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7 {+ k- ?* `# U9 o有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ! \$ T  E- s. D* r' H1 }

# ^0 V* H+ O5 V. ?教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 V% }0 C7 z  M+ _) h
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% b6 |# E( Q+ o1 f: D. J/ }$ O父之過 :It is all your fault. - ~/ }) N) K+ `& X# V0 k, E4 j

# z0 J: P: v) u9 o9 \教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & S& I/ S  d6 X% Q3 K8 H4 X& `: j
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 q" W0 g' z: z/ C; h- p/ b8 b

2 V# @% T& s; r* `5 Z9 q# P& `子不學 :You may refuse to study this % J4 w, ~( `' Y6 s. v* \8 O1 ?
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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/ S4 f: `/ R3 O3 {- t& L5 q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 t" k0 H  M4 y! f0 v, H- @

, n& ]; d, z0 U. d3 X$ r玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 F8 G# x' |/ w) [2 I# B$ |

6 r$ k- s: e5 w, \6 A# a不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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