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人之初:At the beginning of life. # h0 P$ L6 i* P% z- F6 b! H& ?

! I9 D* [, g4 I- B) O* A性本善:Sex is good. + x- j+ Z% }; G2 T
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 W. {! H; n; g& ]$ ?
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 S7 E+ n9 Z. {  u4 |: c

: w0 ^2 Q" ^# R7 {* C+ F" B性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   I% D4 X* x* {, [

9 h. u2 }5 W# ]% a" r教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( w6 L+ a) g1 _' _+ U; _. }! D. b6 s" R
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 ~3 C2 {' F( w- N+ }* v

+ k/ C7 j1 p, m4 s有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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, {, A1 A) q% w. V9 G. C6 s/ B名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % O- q( A3 K7 e5 B+ G0 u& T" \
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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! ~/ \: L# T. Y* b& P父之過 :It is all your fault. % g  k: _' O* |# j. t- f2 S
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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; V% H+ x5 q: a' G  J8 \幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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+ f2 @% b1 h) r3 @+ m( N) t不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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