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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  H1 d/ u& Z+ j, f: \, o* [性本善:Sex is good. 2 y5 m, L5 O/ f

* Q. a& o; k% ^& _, o' g7 G3 [性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 _; u/ N. i: W4 l5 L: @! R
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* R) k+ l1 s. c% h+ q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # |$ V6 A; h8 M8 J, ~

  t6 N' g# S+ X0 l1 X教之道:The way of learning it 5 F% `, ~; E) M) j$ |1 q0 M
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : z- L  R# P, h/ W! n, s+ s
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / q8 v  u# z1 b1 I

% J& a& T! m' L1 F3 x5 k8 G子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' F$ t. ]: n' V% J0 `- ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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5 h7 O0 i7 T! C; o7 Z7 `% M4 U& m& X9 E有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 1 q7 r+ A1 _! Y3 M4 n- {
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . e( a3 I0 l3 E& }4 d# {. {( S& D( g

5 A, J  D6 N0 x$ w5 X父之過 :It is all your fault. # {  ?9 O5 \$ a( m* g

9 |, N, A0 U+ q, F! J$ l$ T9 Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " Z! v: d. ?! b
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 F9 S. j- m. c" f子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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6 K1 S8 V0 x) `' C  i非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- d+ c3 Z" t. N. G& G6 }4 H幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; T- [9 R; U, P' a$ ]

' q: G% G- c, N6 G& D6 g( j) m" a# m人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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9 p. p+ p& c7 i不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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