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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 1 g7 P8 g! m2 b9 O! b
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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2 k& M4 {( Q  T# V7 \習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! V, x5 m( F6 E3 p

; @$ X1 V5 o8 F9 ?( n. u性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 v/ E1 j( h( i. W" F) Y6 D

1 w4 m! A0 g1 ?, M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / x: i* U; i: F# X7 ^

/ R/ e3 T% a  I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( c  p5 S  ^: a- m( ^; }竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 q0 J) b' ^2 k0 u. p3 g

) g1 l* L3 k7 {' M  h0 i  N# b教五子 :All his five son took it 2 [; R/ v& x/ A2 e0 B  x8 U$ j
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 F! M0 m4 P7 [) G2 b  @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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  c5 ~; k$ ?7 y% e# S+ A& ]師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + [9 W! A- j+ B  A

$ i* n2 m& v" y1 E子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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9 ?) r$ a; x" N! p, @% h  @$ ]幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / }/ A- y- `7 v* s- j

/ Q9 x8 O: ]% f4 S: j4 k老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - w4 i5 T" K, \2 q$ v

% @- N7 Q+ V. ?$ G玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 V# A$ z1 d, M1 o, A3 w

  s# J9 z% {6 o2 d9 m& R/ a不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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