港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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8 P) \( a& L$ v# V% LPiano piano green 琴琴青 ) T3 h% E0 z' c3 z
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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; P7 c* Z9 _& vI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ) R3 Q+ I6 P5 e# w% N/ V) C
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 9 B  _7 s' i% k+ `
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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( i# k9 G9 k* Q/ p. vfall on your street.""你個"K"
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' f6 t, F' e+ U/ b3 [* pBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 - J( _2 X/ V5 x

- c) @, P) N% P4 D% A- Q1 S- oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 F9 e8 B; c- |: o/ j) q8 h
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( Z) W! `: h( [
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 1 C/ J9 ?$ B2 Y" V7 f4 G* G

9 {& S; \: V, N3 A& T! RYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 & J# a% k& o: O/ Z$ k& ?& ?

6 D6 L5 ~* m( @; R9 `" xYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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' z+ y: O/ k; S+ z% L  v) B  ?" ?You jump building.你跳樓啦。 % `: k2 u% n" V9 l' m& C; A. ?
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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" U' @/ E7 n: m, d6 [. MAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 , W" W) D$ e& k% }' o
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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6 ^% E2 b. O- s9 b0 AHow senior are you?你算老幾? 3 s' j9 T4 p3 f1 ^! N) U  B: W

( Q# y% V" s. W  D2 o, _) ~' tWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 F% }9 j# f  N& g5 S: }# t
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Do you big me?你大我呀? + t% \: E" Q6 l" v. S

, g: d( }% _3 KZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 d, F  ?; q- D# U: v- c: U' `0 X

8 @; s* q0 L% U# N* x$ k/ {* KDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 y$ T; \/ [% P: R

& L2 P7 j/ @+ {) a5 uCut girl 界女
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; D4 D1 @* a# c9 z3 [- n: ?% wThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 6 Q3 T  h7 {9 }! N; T5 r6 b

: K& J& N1 l- |2 K. p, rDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 3 b2 F7 D3 [8 w1 a- _

) [# v4 u( k, z6 x- a" p* |You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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! Q' ~8 ^# D, w4 oHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ! y! J# X) O& F3 R

) O4 J: C( O& MYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
7 J- z* o2 @/ ~6 u5 k! K2 W  f+ F你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ " `( m% u- [; a4 ?0 u/ c! A" ?( _) e
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Eight woman八婆
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/ T" ]; Y; g& s/ hEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! $ B: |2 e8 J% }0 ^/ T

8 x$ B& l! n# p8 VKing eight egg.王八蛋 8 b6 k. Y3 B$ d- l

1 P! V( v  @+ Z- F; u0 _5 ?Black son黑仔 8 s5 X3 f( v( W8 q3 w# z

6 H: c0 U( L* _# rToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！   f* Q& i% L- T. [

) T+ Q. P% S! r$ \' l. nWear grass著草 4 p- U) N3 D# t2 ]

7 k0 O# _4 J4 K  |8 \I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 " j; g- A: {+ M

) ]: Q" Q9 T& rI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 1 `+ U5 ]4 Z3 j" q

% T/ E- J$ t" y: ^/ D( qHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 k: z; f3 j( g; Z6 _

; X! u8 g! f$ f6 }: {To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " @- z/ {3 @! p

; k! a; v  \) ~7 k$ A1 {Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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5 Y- }3 E, {, ?Old dot.老點 9 @+ F- U2 w; w
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One old water 一舊水
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! {/ n: B! x: @6 G7 Q9 l, IWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' @( E6 O0 {. B( E$ V' n

4 V. _) x$ v+ IA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % A6 M  U( t/ Y
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 : h2 P& [# `' ~) t9 m
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 . X& p( h3 m/ Q+ s
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Two five boy.二五仔