港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~9 C* F" n" f: r5 w( G: x

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 & V! f5 e- v+ X8 }/ T) v" P7 p, p
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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! I, G0 `4 e6 v/ _% N/ Z& u" ?) YYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ * a0 F  G- W; S2 e9 b

6 i" t3 f# F8 g$ X) G2 hIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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2 V$ z1 c) s6 z. v: nFish skin~魚皮 。
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% o8 ?$ r- ~) [2 j* J, j0 g; VFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水7 W8 @+ R6 |7 [. B5 f; Q
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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+ h8 ], s" q5 JI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* `1 p# r1 B% |# ]3 a我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 m" z; l6 @9 P; T* g* O
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Face green green臉青青 。 4 ]6 w0 I7 x( x6 A$ {

4 g9 `8 \, C; R, N& ]% S3 @"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : Q* e7 U9 S4 T% E
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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% t1 Q, i1 b) S( ?You see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 U3 v9 e$ W% Z) r! b7 h1 r

$ w/ Z2 G. M, V. W  s! BYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( e0 g4 Q7 V6 d7 @4 f

/ g/ B1 B" E* H, cYou jump building.你跳樓啦。   T0 a  U  ^, {- z* B; y" @% i# O

! G1 J9 I1 |6 }& u$ T: yPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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8 j3 z6 [# x: v3 AAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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6 m' P) h6 ~7 X" y9 \0 CEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 : F5 l3 B" N3 ?0 Q  X0 t& v

+ p# f( {7 O( I* u( o  s% wHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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, a/ N" L' p  F* K2 Q7 e4 @What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 * ]8 O, a7 P6 `% P& U5 u8 S
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Do the world做世界 。
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* j- K$ K% r* a: _Big tea rice大茶飯 。 7 k0 x# n( i) r8 D. b% p
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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, s: v. s( N) T- ^The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) o) V3 S# ~* F% F( S: c
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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6 S1 I1 Q4 o# o- d- xI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 3 i2 a7 w1 k* P2 v( _( j

1 c- ~9 h! D8 R4 z1 gCollect father收爹 5 l' b2 J# w! J8 M- D; S1 f+ R
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ " r9 |& _/ x# u
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 1 r: c: t. u( g" C0 v$ E) C0 K

& _2 c) b. [, |1 J, V' b1 ULaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ ?! Q- Q- `3 T) u- P1 b
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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3 R2 r" i* G8 d  n2 Y4 u0 BHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 F$ g; W/ i- K' |* n# _# t& v
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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# `  C) }: J! fEight woman八婆 4 p& T& J3 d# k! @) h- h

/ u6 Y1 K  h. U" D0 Z" REight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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) [9 z0 [% `9 f: v" R% EKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 b3 A9 [, t' u4 c- I9 Z  m: A! h5 k

$ G4 ?' U" I1 J; f- p% nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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1 Y' {. n3 ^7 j0 g5 vHigh hand.高手 # Q' m1 h2 ?% V3 E/ F- ]

* v% L- s3 Z5 \+ UA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 , x8 w5 h+ {& H( \

+ A( V4 s& y  q  f. YTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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) E6 x  u" n+ l6 e4 @6 tGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 0 K' m0 T) j, J5 s; _( W
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Old dot.老點 3 _6 c$ @: ?, s4 b

3 F* Q% b: I1 Q# l4 EOne old water 一舊水 5 r% R, {# b& W- X; W
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 z! O$ s1 C8 @" b" T2 y* L

! K. Y: W* T; `; G# VA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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4 e" r! @& @1 B7 Y1 z, RA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 e; T% t; c- ?
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 % E4 `7 t- u  j, D; ]5 z/ i3 C

3 k& I1 b% B# VPump water.抽水
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) o( p5 q! I9 I' _) PTwo hit six.二打六 1 m* h) X, {# ~! k" A
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Two five boy.二五仔