港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 3 |8 Q9 I  y$ b. f! m# b$ b

( e9 @' V9 i2 t4 v6 CPiano piano green 琴琴青 2 L. S' Q" [, V6 ]7 F  B% m$ \4 W

% }. _. f4 K! k* C( }- mPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 # L) N3 ]0 H. \5 E& A
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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. p/ R( \% W- P* c, EYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ( S$ [0 m' r: r) o* `) a5 e/ R

( F4 K$ m& }# ]% _0 M8 A0 mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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2 E3 [+ j2 C* B8 C4 DIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ , T6 G% x5 \8 ?  \3 ~  g+ ~0 m# S

3 t* f  {2 b1 b% n$ `( l3 qFish skin~魚皮 。
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/ K$ f: G5 D  R# wFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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& I8 n, H- B) t% {Blow water吹水
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" ]5 L+ {; ^1 sMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 6 f7 |" C. Q; u7 ^! L; c

  _' h6 P# b6 A' s9 ~I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 w/ D& ~  k, J) v: t  a
我吹雞打你班友 。 9 {; S' o6 z4 ^2 W' L- t- Z/ e7 j( u
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - y! F  R' r/ o3 O: h" Y$ D3 C
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 S9 b7 h, d* A

9 \) q: _- ~, k) [9 v4 SYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : j- W5 r, N) N/ c& S6 F+ l
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 " K! ^6 l+ h: H  W4 B/ ]2 O; K
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? $ e0 Z/ s9 g9 Q' E1 \" R
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Eat banana食蕉 * P! I; U9 t! q8 `
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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& G0 A8 V! I. A9 fHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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5 p3 o) j% ?0 a: [# {- EDo you big me?你大我呀? # G9 [9 i* \/ t5 G/ a3 Q

8 N: F8 X! H4 _5 x+ G: i8 ^2 QZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ) v# [! |( H/ d( e3 G# x

! f) E% {3 J4 PWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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1 J; ^6 P  o1 XCut girl 界女 " C. J6 z: m7 ]6 c0 _% N

# x# R: l% _9 `, n- I6 k  H/ _The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ; I, \/ }0 h  Q; m8 K' W

7 Y7 d) w. d9 J7 r# ~  ~I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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+ }0 X4 P' U* q9 M. g% j) i$ m7 r& dCollect father收爹 $ q( l& B+ Y% a# o; p1 m
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ - f' a9 q2 _+ d" A% _

6 w9 t/ ?. u/ R8 n# tDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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: ]0 p  c: @$ ~" m/ j- {Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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9 T/ |/ f* U! L  mAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 / j# ?" Y* c* s+ Z

9 R6 M2 C! W) W) d% }' ]Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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4 U$ T& r% k% j4 JYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
4 {7 E( `  i* j0 J2 E你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 1 w0 X3 @& ?1 N/ g1 E+ f
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Eight woman八婆 0 I- R* v+ W+ Y) r) B5 {

$ S, N- o7 w$ M  S. F& nEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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9 |0 a0 x# Q3 Z- d! O5 H$ f! pKing eight egg.王八蛋 6 f1 e" O- ]$ G' {# i; F  ~
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Black son黑仔
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2 C- R1 _8 ~5 o/ t+ g3 ZToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ' a$ }& g6 y8 `6 e

# ?5 \+ v2 s  S! J# HWear grass著草 4 s/ y0 c; U! B% T3 C9 `

$ E7 b1 F. M8 c. ?) Y' {" }+ ^I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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/ M$ `- y. [5 p9 t! o" wI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ ^+ E7 k+ J- D0 x1 o* U# ~
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 4 C8 i! s) |) z" ?- ^' @$ B
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " U4 ~$ `# K! z! {: O" b6 w7 B& q
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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# w% T+ U; ?- [: c+ _" z( pOld dot.老點
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# C2 g& s: Y  H* iOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( K  N  _5 G# ?1 a8 T

& k/ _/ x* q2 n  J  U$ p. nA dog of eating @@.食屎狗   ~& {* M4 R* Q: {6 F% A

7 V  H7 v; E' O) @7 vA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * M2 h$ J% s2 _* k1 Q9 t3 K: C
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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& j! F5 [; Y5 T. `" MA dragon service.一條龍服務 5 D, u$ I7 n5 z4 p; O- m
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 : u$ {" F8 Z' q8 X

8 o, _* o3 S" `1 s. `4 b" i  qPump water.抽水 1 G, b1 e5 z/ y) L2 z
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Two hit six.二打六
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% p* l" J% F+ d$ r& L/ RTwo five boy.二五仔