港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~: W8 Z" q5 s( M) ?" f2 b

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8 f: K6 ~$ b3 u3 P0 _Piano piano green 琴琴青 $ s. L" S# w3 r6 b1 c1 X
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ; B) D, d8 a! Z' L) D' Z+ x! ^
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 3 ?" p4 {  }2 _+ x7 C

  X! M( `+ N: j. e; PI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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, i1 v4 W4 V" f2 ?3 j0 P* XIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 6 D  r0 X5 j- c
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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0 F' x3 T8 F' S- _Fall on a street@@ 。 1 T( r" p; I( {, M1 h2 A: y' n
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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: h: E8 q4 t# Q' U: V. @3 y1 hBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ' y% l, u3 T2 r* x& T% k0 i
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Blow chicken吹雞 1 ?! f% e; y. d4 W

+ ^0 g) X& `; c8 f* LI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : b. Q, v' ~$ P! P/ b' g- ?
我吹雞打你班友 。 + G# `1 m/ a1 y* q$ u! f

- C0 E: K- @! }3 |4 z# q2 pStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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" {. H$ t4 p3 ^/ L4 eFace green green臉青青 。 ) s* c- L7 U' O  H8 b: i/ f
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 S# _; I) t$ l( c- F, H' b
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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" t3 i( Z1 v' g3 J" j  XYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) a$ S( ^& R/ v$ j0 C& _

3 Z/ A! u5 c% p" k0 w& Q2 ?, aYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 A$ {5 c8 Q( n4 H2 d5 `: X

* t4 o7 O8 x/ b1 r! ZYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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" h& [( J% P0 A3 zAre you road?你係唔係路呀? / e& y& D: Y0 m9 g# {. E
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 g  q* l) E; K+ i
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 1 k5 h% P7 o) p" e- z/ r4 T: D
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 2 u3 [1 v2 Q# v+ B$ G! b

' b, D+ {9 i. m: S- i+ T5 c6 DDo you big me?你大我呀?
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6 n3 b7 E2 X8 u6 S! c. kZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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2 y3 Z% a7 a* x3 Q7 rDo the world做世界 。
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( t9 E5 W5 k5 K8 s4 b; x+ E) ABig tea rice大茶飯 。
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$ e4 p. l' J* I* TWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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; v! k. v1 B4 \! \0 {5 [The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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' a7 t+ m1 Z: i9 fCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ + R" \+ u/ x. p: k

( @4 x3 d% {4 e, I, Z: \1 wCollect father收爹 ' O- v4 Z' S1 S$ e" o- L" q- ~

0 w9 S' v) t4 j- pYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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% f5 b& `) O5 aDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ M6 H  z* [9 N
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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/ J1 N& ]7 O" s! y0 f; `( n8 q! PAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& L% S( R/ i5 H- i4 J  q) R7 `You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 u& I5 m7 a9 i
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 7 k$ }& o  n- Z  o; a* O

; n. D+ z+ D7 X3 [+ y5 E2 b1 Q4 rEight woman八婆
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9 |6 W/ u: R* O9 [: `Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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6 e* u  z5 w0 [1 ~2 N/ TKing eight egg.王八蛋 3 g2 A6 D" D  K9 v- S
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Black son黑仔
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9 m) |( I/ x5 r0 X. @6 lToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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2 Q+ y9 }$ z1 k; CWear grass著草 / _) y2 f0 C% u7 g
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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- m! C+ u8 |) o8 f. E' g; ^Good mother.好娘
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+ ]2 h5 N& t! l! _- t2 XYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ) V+ W9 L4 u- F. e( U2 @, c' t0 {

. y2 D0 h* k/ G& }- c. U! V( ^Old dot.老點 % U( x2 m6 c8 B& |8 j; `
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; S, i: @- q# @$ F) ]+ U

& Y+ C& X$ v' i3 P0 E) Z. l1 YA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 ]% a1 i2 ~# C. j% \

% U4 s# O2 @4 V6 l! rA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 % b1 f, t' Y! [* {! F5 R9 Y

/ I! o) K+ A, q: i4 ~* dA dragon service.一條龍服務
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  V" [6 X6 H% N4 c& THold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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: M7 K4 K7 q9 |6 l) V5 NTwo hit six.二打六
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5 e. p& `1 ~8 u3 d: t* H6 STwo five boy.二五仔