港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

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（轉）港式英語 . t- R2 _7 F1 J2 v; [% i, z

: P7 u: c. e& _4 ?  C1 g* e% PPiano piano green 琴琴青
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4 @2 v- I0 `$ T* o4 F: y; aPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 2 J% c: |, H# Y/ |( p
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ * I9 W- h2 M3 w& ~+ g1 p2 h
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ( ]1 m/ s% ?' Q8 x3 |

) ~3 d3 s' t; }1 @; k, L7 Q: RIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ + ?  x' T5 |9 ~

! b8 l2 S7 r! b- o: {Fish skin~魚皮 。
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" i5 r# m+ g( Q5 l2 bFall on a street@@ 。
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3 h* N# _5 H6 d, Zfall on your street.""你個"K" 1 Q& }$ _2 p1 z$ d7 `

1 O) E4 w( r- m/ ^Blow water吹水8 Z: L$ l% U3 f; `8 d" G
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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6 g$ {' s8 A% F% M% g( ~4 ]Blow chicken吹雞 3 G3 d5 B7 R% b- C' q
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  ~% b, V% E- o我吹雞打你班友 。 # G( ^# [7 b7 M7 X/ r( r

5 y' C5 l" Z2 {% A8 V9 _! U9 hStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' {$ d4 r* T7 U: o7 F" W) e
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 5 o/ _' \5 C+ C8 R& _) r: D
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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" j9 b9 p# U7 l5 IYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) h. e7 ?- E9 @' i5 B/ @2 I8 F' @

4 {4 E' S3 G) f6 c; |, {& ?You jump building.你跳樓啦。 . e! c0 i7 D5 M; }1 i
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 % o) u# m' _, ~  v, p
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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5 N/ E, z8 _. b$ H. zWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? : Q; y1 j( Y  j7 k. q- C
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 A: K% W- O; E. c) A# J' p

3 v. Q( R9 @: E* S) K$ f  jZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 7 H" O6 ^: Q0 Q

9 [2 o: G: h* s- o; rDo the world做世界 。
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7 |5 d3 [+ T' SBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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. ?$ F4 f8 W- {What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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  ?' U  A/ }& d5 g+ R  p8 ^Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( p! A2 A( M, a1 K* C
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 5 y' K4 g+ {7 h6 S

2 v3 v, S! n9 J4 mI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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# X' [, }! e& zCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ : v! r7 G: z  l& M- o6 \0 F

6 {0 `$ J+ g+ k5 l5 {& `# _Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 f  D4 D$ W- ^! \) p: Y2 A
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' e& j# |+ j- ^( p

5 e4 O; k0 S8 {. s  _9 ?American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # {2 x+ Y* ?. M" ?, C) `

$ Z9 s7 ]! @! B' m, x! v2 oYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' D! M& N+ e6 `, S+ x0 |
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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* \8 U0 C3 O. |, K( E' OEight woman八婆 0 _7 q6 C8 F" u. V2 b/ T7 y- p

3 x. E+ q3 Z4 R/ B8 ~5 s& f9 n# JEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 8 p$ p5 [, D7 A) F6 _8 d

, z' }+ U% n! ?0 cKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 $ n' k9 e2 D5 G# Z
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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, k# }# _  H1 k5 E! PWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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; n4 j# }# ], uHigh hand.高手 + ]" r# r. ?9 Y8 H. b& }

# l9 ~3 E/ o: Z: j$ A% N' KA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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' w2 o- K* x" O1 ^. ~# ?$ z5 AGood mother.好娘
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- |: c. Q& L2 x0 i, DYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 7 D" K: J$ o8 f3 V5 p) n0 [$ Q. U
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Old dot.老點 2 h6 Q/ |8 _3 r9 U; o

3 h; i) B6 F$ w  c% pOne old water 一舊水 ! @5 q- `3 N- k0 B. `$ A: a

. E7 U" m) t9 A9 v6 W: wWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 M) Z) G3 n# d1 ~8 A! s
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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! L. Q3 e2 \9 E5 ?; B+ ^$ G  AA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - |& H$ c; c( m- _/ Z

% D. R/ D( J# ]) `/ f, ZMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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* v  M' [: n: C# U1 UA dragon service.一條龍服務
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( }/ r4 q( i% t* Z( D. DHold hold water.楂楂水
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* ~6 s4 W( X$ bPump water.抽水 8 N* l, Q+ k4 J" _. F5 n" a

4 w) g( `  A' Y$ `6 f. G) zTwo hit six.二打六
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8 ~7 S* J8 J+ e  S8 VTwo five boy.二五仔