港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~8 K! [2 @- w8 C  I* v6 e
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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) }1 `* t8 w6 f, wPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ' q: p6 F# }2 R6 F7 b1 t

$ j, n+ A; o& R8 T* x3 zI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ - L9 F$ Y, s  _6 i. B# i
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 6 n5 B6 Y) \; b
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ " X! X5 T5 O+ g* L! J
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ) M; b: K* c1 o! {) q. F2 x

3 s- F- N. f, p$ H9 Z4 M$ O0 A( ufall on your street.""你個"K"
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$ G) w! R3 I' r" B- x$ U/ o4 v. _Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ' E1 I: D/ \% j' V: \
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Blow chicken吹雞
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' `% w1 u6 j7 L2 l& }7 UI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: _" g: e5 o# ?# U( O我吹雞打你班友 。 " a0 _- ^: C# o& u, ]; ?

, Z9 o5 z1 m& S7 mStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" % m2 L% n/ O3 d! E) R' o
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 - r: I. w- I$ t" E" M: U3 U

* I- ^- |; f" uYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 X* @, |# X! p; h/ I. h0 F% W
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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  m: ?8 U2 I$ W. i( T. Q; T- o: b: OYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' f$ I! l- I" p% }2 |6 j
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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9 G) w  Q: y( a4 x  W0 i# AAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 4 J- ?0 ~$ x2 C2 F7 N1 Y

, r( M& B4 v6 H0 VYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 {7 O/ r0 T# ~% y- |How senior are you?你算老幾?
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; z* G% f/ r" G6 ~What the water are you?你係乜水? $ q6 u) H# a, }* m/ ^3 `
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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! z" u% [2 ~7 H; D( @( iDo you big me?你大我呀? 6 B% c" F/ M1 B

8 [" ~/ E7 f% j1 OZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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" k" m! q# ~0 S$ Y5 ]Do the world做世界 。 ' @( v. K- i3 }! S- d) v6 h5 _
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 1 E( q+ ^1 t* u" K7 Q
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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% X& {! g0 c! [; MCut girl 界女
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& ~) w% f3 y+ |, \& [The king of cutting girl.界女王。 " C+ y4 n1 Q, E
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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6 E: P# }; A" A& cI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ # U/ x5 k! k  I8 ~$ I4 Y- E

5 q3 f  e, _; p7 a- G! OCollect father收爹 9 t+ S; }$ `9 s
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 z9 w7 s' H- Y3 V& a+ M  M- p+ C
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ! l: v7 m7 u& g7 ?. o

4 \3 a1 T5 ^6 ?  m( GAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . I) a: ~+ w; ?  ]6 x
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. - H8 j  |: I! ~. I5 n
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 , f: R5 J- h. K
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! : N. u+ _: n% ]8 R+ J( B, v! W5 k
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King eight egg.王八蛋 / X; X. E; n* M7 d( z; f
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Black son黑仔
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! L3 M5 h  G: J3 O- v6 N: V% S+ HToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 8 I6 B  a3 `  s7 q9 X

5 D8 _+ A, C6 O5 T$ c+ d; {Wear grass著草
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  e1 x( p; ^9 J, ]1 M$ bI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 N; P% A+ r5 R0 x0 ?
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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- C0 j9 r! k5 x) }6 u% [High hand.高手 & s/ o4 X8 x4 d! y, P
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + y" g  `# q; e4 P4 K  o& R: ^/ ?( a# K
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ! @: ~2 z% {% W: G' N2 d

. M/ j- e. ^# r# OGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ . H/ P: {; ~0 h
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Old dot.老點
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+ r, w8 L' }5 z. {& p- `One old water 一舊水 4 {8 ]0 P/ m8 D
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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, m; j0 r3 h% v1 _A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 h0 i4 R; \6 X9 F3 k
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 u7 N7 r0 A8 b, V/ _: Q) _

1 |# n6 H/ C! ~! H( [A dragon service.一條龍服務
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% {5 W6 h1 e/ e- s2 e6 T( w. jHold hold water.楂楂水 4 V* S/ i2 [1 _) [! D$ X. o3 u
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Pump water.抽水 6 P9 f& c* j. {6 o# L; O
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Two hit six.二打六 , a4 N$ F3 ?* e* B. l+ D6 D' Z) z
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Two five boy.二五仔