港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~) l3 h) U4 z/ f) V2 ~

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 . K) g: V. P7 R& l3 g4 y; A

/ }; L* s5 z* g7 V; ]Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 A1 S# e$ D# s: ^5 D% r. _# R

2 X$ {8 f+ P! s2 A/ hI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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0 g) f) |) v# }! U1 O& BYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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0 U$ C3 T8 u3 x2 r, LFish skin~魚皮 。 % R3 r# m0 ^* M2 w. i; F8 t

+ n0 U* q2 [1 ~& ~9 Z7 G4 I% pFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 |: y/ s( J! v0 }

+ a# P* ^' ~; D( Q: yBlow chicken吹雞
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+ Y. q& _3 N: V4 C( G- Z: A+ iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 B! {) ^5 K3 g% l' x我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 8 s& x2 M/ F! G; q0 k
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Face green green臉青青 。
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" n7 w! I# f% a( l* A"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 u0 M( }4 D+ Z
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) O2 b% O' G( O

8 i$ X/ R' i% MYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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7 E! r" b* g% J8 t+ t% gYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 + b+ u- I( k6 i8 b; `2 z# a
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' y0 q6 N- \" H- \2 Z# G: i  p

) Q  W8 L* j/ F6 w! MPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ! X. Q: _/ T+ E& U. @" j

% |0 h9 L' o0 @2 t/ y" ?: w, MAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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% ]. K6 x4 @5 N# z7 pYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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- {+ n2 N8 i( d( z+ \, pWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 8 Y% q" ^% {- r8 K% \

7 d+ Q6 h/ B: o" u; CDo you big me?你大我呀?
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# D$ ~* v4 a  d% Y& AZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 i7 i' R3 \6 b# b4 l

* Z/ N; Q& z( [% r9 P9 uDo the world做世界 。 : F0 O" S# k. n/ R8 |- O. M1 r2 R
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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) ~9 I/ `1 `# h7 F. aWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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  G1 X' z8 q) V6 |& i* Z7 r. x- z) F/ fCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 y8 H+ h% H7 P' O8 T- z, p2 A  p

: p5 B! d5 ?; w# z# H- X: M8 ?Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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$ w  |0 q. q* i8 R5 `I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ : o3 f- q" K% H+ F4 z
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / w  M  B; `  p. `" R1 j
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 + Y# j- R- O5 a' j" u% @

) `* O6 N% ]) h* mHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) t4 t2 ^: O$ q( ~; O! M
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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  w1 T0 }& g( l: ~3 ZEight woman八婆
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8 g- U6 l% t" nEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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7 C1 b1 k( t" v8 Y& HKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 + R! C% o+ G# m- y  N* j
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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/ d+ a  _- Y  s; V- s9 FWear grass著草 % \8 p  s- n8 K+ K9 B0 M9 H( X1 t
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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- F/ a5 z: G7 r/ t  Z& N. |" N5 JHigh hand.高手 ( F0 r4 o+ b) Y3 r
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 D2 c; O$ H; e  ~

+ K. q9 c' X/ p. JTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 ]4 z( u4 y2 G5 x' K' P

- L- H9 P1 L" \: _3 \Good mother.好娘
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7 b0 m( K+ X' G5 oYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ & F+ O; C' L( m8 T% ^9 K# S
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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* y7 x8 j) w1 J5 ^# {8 z& M# bWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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! t. K% @8 k3 \6 S( OA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 : D( f( C% u/ n" E) |) W
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! Q, Z+ H# b7 s

1 f. T1 O7 U3 A, PMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水   o; t0 h3 ^1 v( `8 W. }5 E7 p5 J

& S/ t% R& e. T5 b3 Y6 r$ a9 @' f& sPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ( C, w1 j+ ^7 e% `/ ^
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Two five boy.二五仔