[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ L, ~: `8 H; ~) G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 W5 C. q6 U$ a8 _/ s# L
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. b+ q) ?) Y( a' d1 ^) ?
a.They give like hell.
% N* o* P: O5 z+ yb.They do not yell./ X& m) t' z# [
c.They do not tell.* r9 c4 [, J; T1 T; q& G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  H- |& P: H( H: |  \' G# u( t

' R7 {( u$ D8 H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 e& B) T, z7 _3 N( B
- a HEART to love him,  ~# i! f: R9 U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 P* P% `% B5 I* v' \5 n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  X' H0 L/ t$ l7 w* K8 Y3 H- a SPADE to bury him!" u* F5 n* {9 j. I. P) h
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 `( D: ^% \6 z$ A5 b' `; M
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- l5 B6 c$ b# d1 `/ T; `The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; I# n* |. t* n4 u5 _% e
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, |/ u0 P$ `( J7 xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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& F2 Y9 d! x. O# U: E+ g0 r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 [/ c8 S* ?$ w8 K7 T5 BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.