[English]: Jokes..

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2 ^7 O- Q) G6 R* k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% L0 E+ w8 O0 A; e; j% \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 @4 a) r- D9 I& o# E1 r: |

: C2 `' q6 \( R! A, W# g2 N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& v, }# }8 H+ G. Xa.They give like hell.
/ r2 g% I% W( @4 z0 V0 U( F- rb.They do not yell.% v0 g8 {4 m' M0 R6 {* U
c.They do not tell.
8 n9 L) l3 z6 i% `: Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 @# Y0 T' `/ w5 i# I4 w: k/ V- a HEART to love him,
3 z: U- f8 u: |9 D2 y. P$ z( l- a DIAMOND to marry him,( K8 @0 _8 N5 U; {3 q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* a- z6 [1 a( U2 H1 b5 ?4 |& E- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 [; T% S7 q. K, w  }2 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% R/ G+ u6 E& Q$ sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 ~+ Y/ {8 g% I3 ?  F% \! I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ o: t7 }( Y6 t0 R" ]3 ?" m& i7 S" Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.; z) x/ v9 T& d% z8 n, J; O( W

7 K5 Y, s' j/ R  H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# \0 K: q, O6 M  X4 n* XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  z0 ^/ c+ X8 [7 j! G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.