[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 b4 ^& P) L+ X0 D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  z/ {2 ]/ L  R; [, Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' ^7 W, T' t* R$ H7 ma.They give like hell.
. I) X) Z. P# O% r4 Jb.They do not yell.& H7 }9 Q( f3 L$ e+ v/ P
c.They do not tell.
" z; a" `8 Y8 F$ G& E  I$ bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 m, P  G; t5 _1 t/ f  I9 \/ L

* V6 R8 B! |- m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% ^; q# \0 t& o' A" d- a HEART to love him,; Y( S6 V1 W, D! B/ u8 z& u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 w' j  h/ t2 D! `8 a' ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  T0 X; V1 S- y3 u# i8 Z0 B  O) ~% o
- a SPADE to bury him!/ o* e' S" {2 k# z7 {0 I

5 A0 p' u' C  g: [9 s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) g% M! t# ?) r' [  d6 s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?  |8 D, x  P9 W: ~  M% W
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# q6 X+ f3 O* s4 I4 u5 b. P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- j5 e! `2 O3 `) D$ B
The arse hole is always in front of you.' R; u7 F6 L5 J! u- Y4 z2 R+ _! K
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 ~5 @! q9 s' y) Y: c) d* ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- m9 ^; o& w1 v  W! c6 F4 u" c+ c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.