[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) t: H  f0 M/ y6 L1 d8 {2 w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; A- x, V! y5 ~# o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% o, p: `: d+ }  P4 \$ B/ {( N. |a.They give like hell.
+ Y2 ~" a) A& }2 d) B5 Ob.They do not yell.
8 C; g! K2 A5 ]c.They do not tell.. Z7 i% \# ?% p* R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 w3 [2 h% G) r4 z, b- i

% e0 G8 S7 ]) |6 O' S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- @+ L) P' f5 ]# i+ F9 u! e9 ?  x5 o6 Q
- a HEART to love him,
' _6 o* g' H) i8 {4 \4 l8 q2 Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* u& L0 a* v9 b% w! c: M; A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 N! L) |, k# t6 m# ~+ ~, o
- a SPADE to bury him!, r% v5 {# }% c7 C' h) b
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ S9 M$ z6 Q, S, t2 I# X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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. Q1 h" B  R/ A2 @: R& X0 k  `5) What is the strongest muscle?
; d/ t' A8 H$ s: a, Y- {$ P, dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ a/ @+ o. M+ n' ~7 F! j" j1 ^

7 v; n& H% r: w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ x4 L1 `& `$ W( W- ?% MThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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) @( ~  g5 S  e3 Y7 a4 W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" |; l2 a2 k4 U( r6 i" pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' Z4 |0 G; I! Y% i+ W' m/ i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ ?. G; |7 @4 w# H' {- [2 s2 ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.