[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 H4 t; q1 J" g7 Q( ^0 {1 f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 n1 ^" J3 U# m* y# V

0 c7 _( [# |+ l0 `  V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* G) H( h: F1 Q( B8 X! \, u8 ya.They give like hell.
3 N* K) x: n5 I3 sb.They do not yell.
' f# e5 s4 L6 lc.They do not tell.( B3 X& `) T& t6 i9 I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. K! L" F& d" O: [$ ?0 u( ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 D3 Q) `+ ^1 L; E- a HEART to love him,
' l/ {1 P) i8 _- a DIAMOND to marry him,% Y% c  s' i0 g) U8 _& J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) M8 M$ `* Y! Y- P) |- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 y0 C+ F" X+ d9 O+ c. P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ M* p, @: G6 F& {' B+ I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) Y# d4 B9 y4 F% s- wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ U+ \: z" I, Q; Q' [& {6 I9 k, H

* ?- |/ ^6 z/ d! |" N& Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* @0 n; `, z- t
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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" Q2 E9 E. E; z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. o8 w2 @, C- ^1 H, sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# l# i$ X: @$ p4 S9 l' W) d. t
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! D- g, P7 e$ K, [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.