[English]: Jokes..

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. H% b& @- A3 N$ |# T& K! V: }) _7 P& m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. t/ U" }4 p- H' l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 H6 G4 z. W  J- y* X2 a+ O% a  c
a.They give like hell. ' U  i' R/ }# E
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 L; c* e8 e: J* p3 U8 o8 d
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# i" X& k0 y" X8 B0 r- a HEART to love him,+ J" t" O# g/ w3 w* d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 e: x# h0 ]5 T! N# @5 b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) w( G2 P7 F) Z% U* Y5 b
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" x/ M& p- |7 O+ H8 i: ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 ~/ ?; h: X$ Y& w" q! {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! l- w& ?! H; _+ |4 M! ?% n+ F0 e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ G3 r0 t$ I5 b

% [$ {7 t7 I! X5 A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& q: J2 C5 P' D2 D8 i4 z
The arse hole is always in front of you.( I5 j3 D% ]5 r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ S; P9 N8 T9 z8 u- kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! ~+ ?  \2 h0 ~8 h9 k% @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. g* W1 T5 }5 Q) s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.