[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ v2 B, I3 b; o5 f/ y! Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 M; \$ [; q0 Q8 w4 J: A
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. Y) T5 I; J9 w0 }' J& R' J+ ga.They give like hell. % _  N: d7 O5 L) {
b.They do not yell.
) c4 r! b, h4 Z/ I' C0 dc.They do not tell.
7 A7 Z4 i8 c7 b' Y4 xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: l* X4 [5 v/ W' U' z7 l- c, x" t  k
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ F' y# f: c& {4 L2 X- a HEART to love him,
7 x/ J1 H1 a# k! q; r- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 W& B5 T( p2 d* q9 y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 [6 |- J4 L$ J
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 I+ D5 Y0 Y6 j; a$ a5 x4 yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  s. J5 _& u3 OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% w% L0 G# M: F% q$ m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ ]; Q5 ^5 b+ g: q; J# C! JThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 P" Z/ H1 f( v0 H7 O# l; |

7 _3 T. U2 Q: B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* Y  @1 z! T$ o  PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& ?) \  _5 |- L; A/ |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.