[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 t: z" P1 r' E0 S0 d" _* `" C% O: H( H9 ~5 Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* B" w+ M( t9 ?( I3 ^a.They give like hell.
0 t) H4 r. {: v3 g  G, [( W; X1 ^b.They do not yell.
* g2 }" n) v6 c% W# m3 }8 S: Sc.They do not tell.9 p1 W9 l$ e8 @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. {& E- W. j( ^- s. }- a SPADE to bury him!
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! u; W4 K( X  A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 f3 C$ [8 M0 @( S" z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ y2 d4 l- C. x) P7 ~1 [' p0 }

: @6 I5 n' w4 y7 B! l7 {9 z5 r5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 I5 N( K) a3 MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  X5 o( w: z! _9 a

! d5 O+ Y( q: E; w4 |- T# m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! r% c* I5 A* ^* K9 ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 s% k5 D: W; i# L" B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 J# M2 Q8 Z( {4 \4 j' b& i- ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! f  k$ e1 }, ]' R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. n! x* Y3 [; PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.