[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ a) A2 e0 [3 b$ m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: z* ]2 ?! E+ o" U4 {8 N
a.They give like hell.
! b0 m. L1 \& _& Rb.They do not yell.- z6 m: V, M0 X: Z) m. O
c.They do not tell.3 W5 A: M' I9 z0 h7 x6 o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- B' a* h. F3 ]) X; F5 B3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* |% c5 j, d6 l; u! |6 A) u
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. B1 P2 F  b* z5 N/ I
- a SPADE to bury him!% ]* \- H9 O* T4 L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ _* I7 y( I) U/ C5 o8 M
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 ?7 c" ~8 ?2 R$ l$ G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 U* W( ?- l( v' K) A/ l4 x' R* t
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 V4 o6 T3 k! z9 bThe arse hole is always in front of you.; m% \# O) m% J8 X  g& v% ^( m4 k

5 A. p+ Z3 r, f6 G* _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 l% D3 S3 \% P+ Z5 U* y2 N: {) l
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 u( _$ R3 a+ o; k
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 J0 a7 R+ l# F' ^) E$ |2 r: \+ [: E  q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.