[English]: Jokes..

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; z: C4 g* p  t( C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 A3 x1 O' j2 `# I5 n4 N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: u+ Z& c! v1 U0 F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; s7 ?) m, N' j/ V. G" u: Ca.They give like hell.
, v, P8 T0 p3 j2 S) kb.They do not yell.6 |. m# b( ]/ c" [/ R/ m
c.They do not tell.
7 l+ y% {9 i$ b) xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 z$ T6 u! G& [: t$ l7 t( f

2 G- ^' C0 m% V1 C$ }+ h$ T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ w: C5 w  s/ ]  a( B0 M- a HEART to love him,& _* M, T1 a# ~  h" `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' Q2 z- \  u: J1 G# r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 _5 \( I' L  a. \6 e
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 T8 [1 y9 l; |: c  r. x- W* ^3 J9 P  FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& a" J# K8 y! P" Z9 X5) What is the strongest muscle?
# I5 M1 N$ r+ U# c" ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. c1 N  F5 O( f2 X2 v' }; u
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 n0 O' b: p. P9 ]The arse hole is always in front of you.) n7 v8 Q9 L# }* i4 @" _
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! A  V" G, B/ Y1 ?3 I: ^! ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, T( h/ I$ \# ]5 G+ g1 k

+ ]' O& p/ L1 h  d4 b4 G* s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' |- `* |& {' F: u' j# k  a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.