香港特色英语！！

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1 So many people die, never see you die.
1 Z* D9 g' a2 s6 V7 ^- P: ]9 I甘多人死，唔见你死。
" ~4 R- y$ D% }9 M: Z% _2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? - s5 j$ o3 q3 U; A" d* O% u
你教我以后点出嚟行?
" P; q# u3 H8 g9 `3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
# C! x2 b$ e8 t& ]# c如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 3 x1 f& I" J: B% b
4 "I saw a pork chop" ; L$ ?% [5 |' S" ~6 v
我见到件猪扒啊。
" J# r# j# \. W5 Are you road?
. e8 m6 l9 @( q( Z你系咪路啊？ ) }8 x2 e5 V8 ~
6 What the water are you?
  U# m* o" C: m- `( d8 W6 H1 c你系乜水啊？
, n$ N$ _2 V. X  h9 X! |( A7 Do you big me? ; U4 K4 W2 z5 N( V
你大我啊？ ! S1 T  Q* p+ @& p
8 Zebra chops people. . m' [6 X' C  a# R- [7 o
班马劈友。
$ v" p2 [5 `: @1 D, E" C; D0 q: N% {9 The king of the cutting girl. . F6 _5 h# q  q
界女王。 . i" U& Q8 ~4 L! u7 }: @
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
1 z+ R, Y* X( k4 p5 G批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; |5 X6 r- H5 g11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
' ?0 B2 z( X% |; K9 Q你当我无到？ ! t, C# i/ S( _% v/ e" z* \
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. + X9 ~7 Q3 b* y1 I  B+ J5 d/ [
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
( ^4 O/ c  l' f& f: c" Y13 Today I was very black son.
7 m9 f) C  B+ u: l8 W/ f7 T今日我好黑仔。 ! R" M! s  f- m5 B" K
14 I am wearing grass. * c2 T4 _7 y+ g1 O4 d4 a; S! U
我着紧草。 6 r% k: ]# r, O7 S+ p. n! b2 k" t+ K
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ' H( [* p; d, N6 v6 |# E. l: h& X
你未够班同我讲数！
4 l# u- t: V% g) A9 E, N5 Y16 Two beat six.
$ I. w  v9 Y, U. J5 [二打六
. f% n3 S# e/ ]' I' k& Z17 Two five son. $ V. i% v4 P. l! `! I  X! x% l
二五仔
3 R( f1 O/ {% Y! _18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 & h1 [' l) J  D! L) S2 l5 }6 a
琴琴青
3 f+ W4 `: U0 Z3 y1 y3 b19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
; x3 c* a! O' Y, J  e2 V; x我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 1 I' M6 N# U7 x' h6 m5 @5 M
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
2 g8 X- w  ?6 ?* M7 g蠢蠢欲動 。
0 ]2 m+ {, @* J+ N- f% `% ]21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& B2 B' p. X7 b4 \; `/ a% X人山人海 。 9 V- C: x) g2 j9 J
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 " Y# ]' ]3 p: |5 N$ c* F
你算老幾? 4 O5 D# Z1 E) `4 c; h" s0 {/ S+ }' ]
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
) y7 J; a- ~$ n- x  ^6 w你講乜鬼?
7 ~+ Z3 P! |" L24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 0 z* p! d' z9 x4 D+ ^8 P
我驚你有牙！ : |4 l; S2 ~1 M
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
1 t/ C) w8 c5 J心花怒放。   9 Q: D" \. h) Q
Fish skin 5 G# P2 E& k! n/ D  Q0 q
鱼皮 。 ' M' T2 c# `/ F9 h" m6 S
Monster of blowing water.
: `# A' W& P* s* v& V8 L4 q; \吹水怪。
' ]5 G. b6 L2 c3 GFace green green
% u4 y# \1 ?1 |0 |' G5 Z面青青。
% y- d3 o" q# v6 a: HYou see road carefully
$ C4 i; g5 e% o  a2 V# w你小心睇路
9 a- z* J. ~1 L& O) P) c0 l8 ~You go to street carefully
: X4 m0 t# k8 A$ x0 U  A4 C' W你出街小心D。 4 l# d( t1 J! _! [+ N2 s
Do the world
  [* B9 `: ^, v  ~6 i做世界 。 $ X! ?) O/ Q. z* g. R1 m# w
Big tea rice * c7 j2 _/ P* c+ \+ |! }
大茶饭 。 / q% X4 R  A6 }; z: c% @/ p
American chinese not enough.
  q( p6 q! R2 T& J2 ?3 `- Z; t美中不足。 ' s8 C& A# k" i& W; k
King eight egg. 4 q  s! p* I0 L
王八蛋
+ }$ c( e3 Z0 W2 i' ~/ i- OHigh hand. ) f6 u  @% Y1 ~+ r1 G4 h# }% G. A
高手 ( b% h3 a$ [0 v! M2 @+ L& ^, |# C
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Old dot. 2 a7 M( P- V  u" d
老点
' `7 l! V; s, V; O6 mOne old water 4 ^6 a# c) u* R1 F- O2 x3 G
一旧水
5 t  m0 C+ A* }( G$ _8 C& KI know your mouse. % I8 d" X( f6 F' E& c% {; p* e
我识你老鼠！
; O4 q: O8 y4 n* x3 _5 _Measure water/Pound water.
5 v. R! W. {7 z# n* b磅水 # J6 |, f. U1 Z7 a
A dragon service. 5 Z0 Y5 t; |, w4 h- \* B
一条龙服务 % p2 B; @7 C6 g6 {7 l# O
Pump water. $ W* L( @# n, n( E7 w' `
**** . v) o+ F! p5 H; X( ?# M( J! m6 m
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% z& ~- t+ b$ t" X我吹鸡打你班友。   F/ j7 ^& F% v
You jump building. 2 `7 O# C5 j6 Q! Z4 s9 U
你跳楼啦。
/ m. \6 i% N& y. D, S8 j2 WYou come back home and eat banana ( a( ?' n7 A, r" \' W% ^4 F+ [8 M
你返屋企食蕉啦
9 B( l4 v8 X3 Z$ @) nI give you a hair.
) d- S( Z: z% x! x9 x- W我俾条毛你ar! 6 X' w$ @1 P4 f- t& n- q

9 k) H/ U% J* l3 nCollect skin 2 J5 t3 c! w, F5 f2 R) u& N/ n
收皮 : v! K6 p  t8 l% M
Collect father - k. ?3 S; E  B, z! k7 {* w: X  S
收爹
2 R4 i: Y4 \% P- [$ uYou give me collect father. * ^1 v# b7 N8 F' H# x- _
你同我收爹！ 5 F4 `* Y# R1 s
Laugh die me. : d. K; v1 B$ Q; w; Y) u. j) u
笑死我。 % N! q. a5 b7 N& \0 n0 S
You give me stop. 8 n+ I7 i! _4 R/ Y' S6 c
你同我企系度。 * s0 ^* j) a- W- L
Eight woman
, K5 Y; |7 \* V; W5 g( H5 l; \* V八婆 ' Y3 f) j) t; e- {0 D  g
Eight woman,you are good! : Z5 j* \4 t6 a, E
八婆，你好o野!
8 e2 @: q5 _+ D% QWhat the spring do you do?
  c1 ?9 E. f$ _- w! i6 _你搞乜春啊?
: E. L! V' n9 T7 N# q: M5 n) P7 H' fA dog of eating dung $ {! p% M% Y8 z1 y5 s3 K- a
食屎狗
/ t' D" Y3 g1 D: x4 HA ghost of ass
; C5 ^, N" O% m; ~0 E! ~; D屎忽鬼