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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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) ]9 t* @' V0 S& L# C8 m性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 `3 R2 R+ c5 m8 H. w0 e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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3 t( _# f6 O1 l& w2 g* |  A; J苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . E3 X! |) o/ S( x1 u+ x5 I

4 ^" F* a0 h3 `8 w% {$ r性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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4 ]% F; j% t( b5 s" b" K2 ?貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 ~4 F) Q5 V3 K! V: j子不學:If you don't study hard,   Y% y" k9 a& n4 `; h

, @4 R( z, `' Z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& F$ g! T) }* l8 g竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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8 I9 I( ~: d' Z- J' v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 s5 Y7 w: L1 T& m, T+ _名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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4 D# y4 r# E0 X: g, F父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 W2 n2 S- V' O6 \$ I4 ]7 I教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! G( K: E. M" C' w  q$ S8 O6 P師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % N  Q& [  {) f& l+ C( H4 O

: u6 {& v. X9 J2 ]子不學 :You may refuse to study this " R* @6 B. _/ Z! q
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : K4 R4 }9 y' M( b$ t) R  }

" Y$ j$ t6 o" V( d) A! ?8 @老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & J+ O. H3 n+ B6 a
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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6 b4 D7 @+ d% I" O0 A不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& J/ B, ?5 Z; `+ O人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 k, G3 H' o) F! n
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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