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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ' P0 I& h! m  K( A/ j& f
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性本善:Sex is good.
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6 ~0 |# _0 M+ t0 B# v+ `性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! e) |) B# f* [# Z1 n1 Q# ?* Y

2 D( B; a0 x; h. h8 c習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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7 |4 Z) W8 I5 K: y# ~5 R' E5 }( W苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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3 n( v* h8 u* a0 {6 Z性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 @  K; S+ g0 N3 `$ p教之道:The way of learning it
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. Q8 v6 R1 e, w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , Y$ d5 \) d# X3 f* v

* v( q7 @% h6 u3 n4 i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : f3 F' `0 F7 z% `

" a3 @0 W' f0 y6 M擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# X9 I4 i3 o! r* U子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 x7 @: i" Y4 j2 Y4 ?& V( y: i- \7 t
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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0 h) l. j7 U6 ]  ~/ H5 ?. {教五子 :All his five son took it ' ^3 R- z; r# i% R6 i3 s" P. |

1 j* K' a  \- K  D名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : M9 O0 k7 f& o: L  y6 B

4 j7 t/ r0 A! h+ ]! e養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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4 |! o+ P$ A$ O/ J: `4 Y/ k8 J父之過 :It is all your fault.
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( U6 d  u' u& F: C; E教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " Z* h  Q' n! @+ ?

( T7 s) `0 e6 u3 o( B" _7 ?子不學 :You may refuse to study this . q6 C3 w5 D# x# ]6 Q& |
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # X, i7 O0 Q. {6 a/ I" T
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 \# M7 [4 P" T/ [/ C

; M7 Y" k/ |7 V& t  v$ B7 o玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ' c9 N! d0 i' m& Y; M2 W0 y# T- ^

, v$ x- g+ }/ i/ Y" f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) M' N% J" b; o" m( g; N
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & O: m/ t( F4 [7 F' K
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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