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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) f7 C! y% m( |4 Q) z) N2 \

8 s( [9 G7 P# C  Q7 X% [  I4 f性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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+ m& g: C" E4 q' g3 y' g習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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2 u% u4 G7 `1 c! q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , ~. y( n% \( A4 `* u1 F$ j# j
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! j1 [1 F! J: Y( m9 [

$ y4 ?6 i, p+ ~; g: w* Z; |教之道:The way of learning it 1 b& Y% H/ c6 a4 B( c
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % Z. `# Y  {; \" w- I% j5 N- ~

( d0 P$ A% q- d  _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & Q. d2 `8 b7 Q8 q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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( ?8 |0 W- c1 h3 @3 {子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" |% Q% Z" F% t% H5 i. _$ V斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 G+ \( C$ N8 v, y# W' w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + n# t9 {, a* B  X' p0 |  q( Y
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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. s0 k; f$ g7 g* `) z教五子 :All his five son took it # i- G1 `3 X# H/ T

* M) T+ n. x) N* O  Z4 _6 m4 k4 `3 y/ w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , Y" q; b8 {! }9 G  \  S, g+ x

; F8 D! n7 n3 d% G養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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+ X& u7 o8 K- N! x. V0 W$ ^父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 P- [7 a" Y" j/ A& ]/ j

7 _8 j7 X$ \; t4 T! h( G教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + b: ]3 T/ }  S$ |
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 V3 P6 q1 U; A1 c. R

7 b6 }" q; S3 `+ f幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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9 l5 }( \0 R" F# N9 G老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 9 J! A. y$ ?) p. R& V- ~

* l$ X: r  m$ S玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ A6 C* M2 \) A0 W
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 S& p/ a* S" G# W人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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