港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~* Z% S* z! e* E$ w' D
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6 N9 c- P# n1 W' ]* D1 O& p8 L（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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1 i, y0 k7 S* H* MPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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/ s" k2 L: B+ @! P6 t* R$ SYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 9 h- w7 x9 E+ E) M
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ & {# S: o4 c: \3 b8 C
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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/ {( n+ ^; r4 T) U' ~  fFish skin~魚皮 。 2 s& p! E2 f( O6 Q6 J- f
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Fall on a street@@ 。 # e: l' i4 r( Z9 Z5 W- H8 G( Q
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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5 `  Q. ]! o4 S' BMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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' |$ o7 _2 E1 [% j9 X  GI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
& U/ _0 c4 k# T8 f; U我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 8 A, w* x7 i% i+ x( |/ K" g
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
/ v+ t( K* t+ t點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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+ @% ~8 J# H* _1 P" n+ T: PYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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& N1 G! ~3 ]* k+ B- K  ZYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 / j7 h2 U0 e6 y: @8 N  @7 U& \9 A
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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8 Q1 R' Z; B2 X/ a! B9 NEat banana食蕉 1 b' X3 T* P9 B7 S, h+ }

' t7 g. _6 z# `" ~* MYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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7 d7 D) ^3 P8 w* rHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? + L$ m/ v# r% P: A$ L3 [! T
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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' T: c( O2 X- T- z+ ODo you big me?你大我呀? / N4 E1 r6 C, F
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 ?4 M$ W" q, q6 S% T! v

' ^7 |* c7 m% }3 Y& ^: A, JDo the world做世界 。
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% B. Q9 [- g. y6 w& OBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 j2 L$ k+ }2 e3 r( X* f. \$ |What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & Q/ h5 m* i; Y" ^  p& G2 Q

3 @/ ]' `# ^/ s& }Cut girl 界女
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; R4 C6 G& n7 W. y% ~( L* OThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 d$ H. v# G, @9 b

% s- h) ^0 T5 k+ ^! NCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 9 @/ p& ^1 S( R' U7 g) f9 X0 b2 X1 G
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 9 q$ q- C1 r1 H1 F- ^6 y

  [! O' |3 v6 U; T/ V. kDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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3 O# l3 _( J6 R. i% yYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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) o. D* q3 d, B3 H- pHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
4 n& i% \7 d/ @3 h$ M, U6 V% f) _你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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6 b% }9 R" g8 ]" Z. R, cEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 5 g" n# D  r7 d

2 F+ B0 a$ a4 |: wBlack son黑仔 . C4 q: {! o" L) j4 {' u
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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" ~+ Q' t: S. `3 j3 {( XWear grass著草 7 |/ {( d1 p9 B

5 M: z& I$ W3 i- t' A9 C- I( @1 jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 M, B" r( z& E/ O" t
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ / v; ^0 \( v- N1 P- Y7 c9 d  |

: X" a( X5 v0 yHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ z1 m8 f2 Z9 j1 o/ r3 ]( l/ a

( @6 ]* @  W, [3 L- k: [# e  v. GGood mother.好娘   l& j- G& ]7 M

2 q5 a$ t* t% |5 y) p; Q, E( H- BYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ' u4 e% d6 u# p( w& U) i0 A

6 X9 n# r* G, w8 F1 vOld dot.老點 0 Y6 d/ X& B  l, A( Q$ o; ?) V3 C/ l
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One old water 一舊水 ) ^5 K) {- m9 n0 e  J
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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) x! I& c: {1 ]7 q" x- X  kA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 & r6 W+ x/ p3 m8 ?
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 R! L9 i. O4 [5 J; s- A
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 ?% I& Z3 Q0 u- C- Q

; G6 U9 g  G1 J' L6 o- E, o$ mA dragon service.一條龍服務 ) M5 v, X% b" S9 u
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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7 n; v# y' Y: R) t2 N4 }3 WPump water.抽水 4 C) ?$ }+ K+ N; S
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Two hit six.二打六
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( R+ P7 p0 V1 o/ n# @7 S% N5 v: RTwo five boy.二五仔