港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~# ^, L" u9 a! {' F8 U

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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: x6 P4 ?' b$ {3 JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ; P) e( B- v% ~2 f7 n2 w% O! {
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ! V& l. B' q( R4 m

- J6 R& ]  T  t4 Z3 V( X* ?I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ & G# ?% U# W5 j4 X5 q/ ]6 F

* Z- S- \+ Y1 U8 i8 p: ~Fish skin~魚皮 。
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# P% j1 h& P" F3 O% X3 U3 TFall on a street@@ 。 & W$ X: P/ J2 E& P0 K8 F  k$ M

1 A+ ^( w8 O# }( }fall on your street.""你個"K" 5 @. d- ?) V% k8 ]% H- S7 h) d

7 y" e* _0 d, }$ ]: `4 [4 q4 MBlow water吹水
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9 w6 i6 ^7 c; R2 TMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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, l9 `9 e4 o% g& _9 }I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 w# a+ ^$ S8 T$ `& m  A' _8 j我吹雞打你班友 。 0 J" g' I1 `4 q! v* m2 s- ^' m0 E

0 l' F* C6 U6 r0 Z9 K$ O# [Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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( P4 l" a. n( EFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 B# u, Y3 g) Y% D* g# g! j" a
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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" \  U+ q; P+ d$ iYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 & X3 T" |1 N% c- M" P2 h

2 R9 f- t9 F/ ]0 R% ^. mPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ) B0 t- P7 V' }. }( h/ v

) Q' v8 F4 S; pAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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$ _* I( j$ K4 G7 n% ?4 tYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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, [( Y# j4 A) J3 B1 uHow senior are you?你算老幾? 1 m( e" c: e- t  o- e1 o% [( @

/ N! Z: b. l  P$ z+ a$ }; e1 q. ^What the water are you?你係乜水? + x5 `2 t9 Q9 B" u+ x- E9 T6 ?

. {9 b- I* l  T1 }Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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" q) A5 B& L/ ]6 a( R& B4 K5 H/ VDo you big me?你大我呀? 3 @1 L! B+ ~0 v8 C7 F6 b/ s

# t/ t0 q, c  h7 R1 ~# hZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ; X4 h6 }/ S" z+ Z! R
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Do the world做世界 。 " L# j# ~3 w* z4 ~' b2 a- B
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # O  c9 U2 r! t4 m7 ?: g
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 x( s2 D/ o; _( u4 R- I' D0 t+ }

% z/ Y! M/ Q/ s" `9 ICut girl 界女 $ {. P4 }0 q* L. L/ `  d3 d

3 ~  C5 x/ a' Z: e# ~The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 t, n: [) q3 s) }% r4 t

3 @' H, g: h& e1 ]Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ # J. ]% X- v# t0 \0 d1 h
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ " }; C* ]) a/ n7 J. Q

" m; |& R$ Z+ H  u; }Collect father收爹 / W2 L6 \- ]  J) x

6 Y+ R0 b2 [0 B6 ]. FYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ % c  _' j9 o$ R( A" Q" H- K* F: R! Z
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? . S2 K+ j6 d3 B% {, Y( c+ |, f

. m+ T* U9 |- F/ Q  T$ P, k3 RLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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) U1 v9 F/ H2 g: Y, e9 oAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 j: s" ]1 j: J

# o) j% C: \; m2 X+ T' V6 aHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( i* ^( F# v& x0 L* ^
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 0 v  ~7 e4 x& K6 r1 C5 @

9 H9 Y1 W6 V9 b+ Z0 ]Eight woman八婆 $ j" E: `( a2 @

5 a( n: c7 p8 zEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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. F( S2 ~" x6 [7 DToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ + [8 O) |; G/ x" f' F

2 ?) _5 O' u3 i9 lWear grass著草 * U2 l; N0 o! }

5 U0 d2 y, m. b$ X) R* D  zI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 ]0 F! _6 {7 S6 L# X/ j2 a$ C

9 N& a# ^: q1 I6 K0 SI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！   W% ]  i( I% u, e
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High hand.高手 , W/ M7 G' s  P1 S0 l: d

: c$ Z! ~/ t" H/ s& fA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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: N8 O- I+ c/ ]7 \- \2 RTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ t6 s" M+ g* Z' F. R

7 B/ Q4 B" P  g0 U" AGood mother.好娘 # V  j& u; x  f) d" K3 R
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ - x/ F/ I+ C. }1 R! \% `" ?

: `9 |7 g( F: C7 H5 sOld dot.老點
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  k" w- Q& I6 @( ]2 b! ?One old water 一舊水
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$ Z' S: g+ a, U) g. m  {What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! W8 K5 v1 C1 [( w! `
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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, f: n" J% S+ X# w- D; K  O6 HA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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3 F# Q) d- e4 V" Y2 e+ f2 S, RMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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" f/ a7 b/ Q. H7 V# l; {A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) o7 q  d" Z1 w! d/ A
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Pump water.抽水
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: N7 C" ^# V6 w$ qTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔