港式英語… :):):):):)

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% _& V. e' W4 r6 b4 mPiano piano green 琴琴青 9 G1 {' `" o! G4 ?5 a2 j4 v
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ & [; I0 y3 K7 T' ~/ g; F
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ " h0 H" N8 f1 R: g7 [  U' B. \

  H& L; N, H* T4 `5 L0 WI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 4 D3 {0 r- f8 j" k% r
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ $ `% ?' f+ Q" p! w) E9 P
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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9 u* U7 L# p! T& a9 Z3 ?Fall on a street@@ 。
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, R; X0 r, H( M. B: Yfall on your street.""你個"K" 7 _2 x2 E$ k# r4 A, i; R8 E

4 J& [' d# X' w: g1 f( a' cBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 * q+ ]! r4 O" Q, Q
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Blow chicken吹雞 ! M$ ~6 `6 N3 Y& l) ]; I
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' f2 k& P1 `" [/ z, o我吹雞打你班友 。
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" L0 p) s. C1 p/ yStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 x' W3 a( w. p; N; O  y
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Face green green臉青青 。 - @6 n' |% l+ o* X0 N5 ?

% g6 n6 i& e) z1 I' R2 f1 n: \"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
* T9 k) k. d1 Q; _; F; f( C點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 * j% v3 S7 d! J( V, l; ^  U$ y

; T/ O. f5 I5 Y/ k6 ~5 b5 [You see road carefully你小心睇路。 + ^% k; B1 |( U8 r
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 \) ]; H1 q9 d1 _* b' `3 o/ T/ e
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 0 Y2 u$ z# [; y; c9 ^2 h& o- Q
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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6 r- s  }5 D. H8 F4 yAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 W, Q1 X1 F  d& Z* Z3 w

, ^1 G- \; ]# vEat banana食蕉 ; T, M0 E& t, c8 P+ a4 N: _
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / R, v! T, X+ {6 z1 t' h" n; o

. \: Z- U/ K; U! D# m* z" EHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? / Y- V  |* @! {: K. n* S% v7 z

- y) q' c1 n) |( QWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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% L" s4 e; Q7 CDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 V! q2 B  p4 {1 z# P- m
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 9 u) ]& Q" n- Z4 n8 }8 e

6 K/ w5 i) J8 R% tWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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0 c4 |( E2 w0 c6 `+ p1 DThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 & [" c' K* h2 C) Q3 K7 H2 C8 j

; f  b9 Z9 T5 HCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ * e7 U* v( ]  u2 y: s  I. d, d" ]
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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( u% m' m3 Q; J; o1 eCollect father收爹 7 Y$ ~# {6 F. j' C) M1 [6 {
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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. c! r% @. E3 O3 U; G6 \Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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. g; ?+ n4 e3 E; @% A* ^You give me stop.你同我企係度。 * t3 x. D) Z5 i6 T' r+ `

$ b% p# l7 E( T+ NAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 h0 e- Z  u/ Y5 B9 j! P& p; n

- r  l+ P: y2 K, ^8 @Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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' ~1 l3 l1 ]% J6 V% ?You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
' I' \1 d, j; }' z% ?6 v3 t( \/ b5 J你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 2 ?0 n7 j" k0 }7 O) S
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Eight woman八婆
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/ o1 `/ Y6 l( e: W! aEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! - V9 n/ \: N  L. G# W1 t

/ t1 }. d, }/ n: \, lKing eight egg.王八蛋 3 G' V4 }7 Y4 V7 w6 L% R
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Black son黑仔 4 ]3 B& s: C: W  \# r

  Z+ F% q7 \1 q4 W7 s# wToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ' y$ C$ ?& f9 {
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Wear grass著草 9 I. t# b  r( D7 d" |- M

: N, I% t) t; ^7 n( T5 J9 y8 ^2 jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 T! K" O% d: U; L
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ : u+ K, r! x% k. z

4 S4 Z  Y0 T* _! @* F$ vHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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: F0 p2 H1 u, m/ ~8 N& j# T% E/ gGood mother.好娘 + i9 R) u; a" b/ c

8 c% I: {7 {: _You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 2 ?! O! I$ [4 R5 w

/ P9 z, s' S  X3 J4 @7 O! b  J! N& NOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 7 i" c% P3 q: G9 n

' |) i& d* C/ G& O/ i6 Q: \* D2 BWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 6 f0 ^% E1 y: |4 d" a2 }$ i, a

4 U8 c* [" Q" }9 U5 o4 s9 E% nA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 {1 v3 K$ z+ H

# b+ J) f, \  L3 K4 RA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 i% R; q+ l/ q( R) `" }

( U; Y) `. Z+ N3 k/ t$ Q5 XMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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9 x% F1 Z: Y, x. @6 iA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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: ]/ A& R& J& \, l0 X  TTwo hit six.二打六 % h. [$ g( v' ^
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Two five boy.二五仔