港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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  A" E- O4 M7 `Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) b# x4 L$ M# r( @* o1 v

. \1 H9 p  Y2 D7 t5 z, yI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ! g: O1 N2 F" h6 V) I2 X

; ~# B/ L* O7 m$ j' fYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ( P, {7 L+ n9 \, C

1 T( g2 }' z- D( @+ T9 w) x0 W# @, GI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！   o6 M- U6 M. `9 `$ p/ J3 w4 \
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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2 T0 [) t" b( R- @! H1 qFall on a street@@ 。
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, E# V7 |0 Y8 p6 [, z* ?1 F5 efall on your street.""你個"K"
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* t7 m+ W1 n/ c* f* s0 a/ cBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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' c! Q/ w$ H: {" ]3 U+ K, G3 BBlow chicken吹雞 9 N! A" D6 p8 P9 u

% X8 T* K# @, [% Z# k" wI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# O* ~" x) R1 r% A( H5 q我吹雞打你班友 。 3 d8 L9 X' U1 _7 W
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 Q2 p/ V* n5 P: U& A

9 j2 o- r1 q6 q6 F  Z2 q- r( yFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
9 B: u  n. E5 c. r9 M3 `: H# ?點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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! w$ \# q; F1 K# [You see road carefully你小心睇路。 , m7 a( ]) }3 X
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 4 h7 A! z' L- u9 `: @

) o: h$ Q( ]2 RPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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& f, D! b9 t3 {& R6 P2 S7 S$ pAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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- t; B: P6 B$ l: x4 c1 }1 oEat banana食蕉 3 j) F( E& |" S+ x
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* x, d, N# Z7 |0 |How senior are you?你算老幾?
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2 B( _* T4 K/ n- H( l" s$ p  J! S5 k, iWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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) M- O7 o, [6 r: U" M4 XWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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3 H) Q2 @; }8 t+ j' a8 SDo you big me?你大我呀? $ s8 y$ e; J, f& A& y$ ]1 S
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) }3 ~' I' o2 p/ G! I
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Do the world做世界 。
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# G. b9 D# Q2 D4 U2 iBig tea rice大茶飯 。 - Z" G- R# B7 O* N' {: q: l% ^' N

  w4 H- G& B* L/ t( QWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / N* _/ u% s# O5 A/ e9 F

! f0 P7 E2 `9 s  LCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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1 q) Z% J7 @) p( cCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ * A5 I$ b0 v' ^$ ?3 u3 d7 s
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ( W$ I- ~6 _- X2 M; h+ R/ G

: n: h/ ]& ^- _/ t, K  ^Collect father收爹 7 M& R4 t2 z* F6 H. V7 N+ D6 ?

% D- H) h3 a7 HYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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4 b4 W9 p4 ^* F  H, |* e) QDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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1 x: E) M: t) aLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 0 u; _; }/ G3 g2 I% q6 y
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 , W# d0 _, d1 r. `

+ l+ n0 H$ s- ^( bHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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% f" u1 G  s# DYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' B+ k: R# @+ e2 A6 e* N. i) P
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 - M$ p& O; P$ R) J. F) h6 }

) w% g5 Q) h6 g; F. F% z& IEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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7 k9 o7 ^3 i4 F0 z" ?' IToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ & w/ ^- V, E- w8 q
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Wear grass著草
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- a( Y0 C5 x* pI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % ?! I. p: n5 O+ a: H5 ^
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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! R, t* V. a( P1 G* X% U+ ?High hand.高手
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" o' p; n9 k8 Y3 oA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ( m4 K. t* m: R1 d6 q" }0 Y* A/ f

4 }8 s6 K9 [* c7 u# t0 QTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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( ?- {) k" U- B1 l" VYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ , m7 f' j" H+ f/ D% n5 o4 c7 r
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Old dot.老點 ( O( S! c' g) v" ~9 T& S

2 N0 N  {  L6 W6 ?: JOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? * ~. z9 m& m! R+ u8 \9 G

8 h" m& r, A- `' O: E9 o7 C% Z' f' rA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / X  {  j8 G* F% c; P/ B
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 / }( Y/ F* N1 J2 a% R; F

1 M% `& k# D: _6 x* ~) t0 a. FA dragon service.一條龍服務 ) C5 [9 h/ U' `$ R. E# @9 I

6 |7 Z0 N) R0 w) _2 ^Hold hold water.楂楂水 0 Q- M3 `% W8 {9 J9 H8 l5 Z; o  o# c

2 R$ Q$ I/ L0 |Pump water.抽水
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9 p3 M4 o7 z8 w& K( N9 FTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔