港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~) C8 H; l9 I0 K) U
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 k6 j* s8 p' t
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 9 z3 M, ~4 D9 N

4 |! \3 C3 i) RI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ : `, D1 `! F, c3 e! v% M3 Z
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 1 i$ M1 K) L1 G  ]; S' a
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 9 A/ a0 F. x  L6 T8 Y& t
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" : R1 x% Q4 w; E! |
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Blow water吹水
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$ ~3 \3 ^* |! |& J; O# }$ jMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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) G4 ~# o/ \; P  _$ C4 g  r* f  nBlow chicken吹雞 ; A8 C5 z: k$ B

0 u7 }8 o  b) S. NI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" b$ L9 a* l. ]3 y4 ?/ M# d/ z  _我吹雞打你班友 。 + G, S1 K* v! V! q0 p/ A8 R) R
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) z+ |# w2 k+ V6 {% r
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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# T# F% D. M% a' o+ o3 JYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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' A1 G! E' c$ t4 _8 O$ xPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 # i6 R! C/ l2 R; J- L6 I/ `

/ I) G/ |1 F8 z. T5 `/ {+ ^+ h7 s- dAre you road?你係唔係路呀? & |' U5 Q( |$ U* q* T

& F1 l$ Z7 X6 C: T( ~Eat banana食蕉 ; J3 F, B: u0 v5 h
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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! \/ w7 A. q3 bHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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9 c7 M, t! _+ ?' x+ F" _What the water are you?你係乜水?
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6 _1 p! M) y6 b- QWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 4 b7 P5 [0 k/ y# h

- l$ B7 ^! x- `' N) o" o6 jDo you big me?你大我呀?
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, ^( k7 t( ~% ^7 _+ |0 MZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 G( Z9 a, J, \* q% J1 @4 J$ k

- Z4 W3 x6 E- E, M+ nDo the world做世界 。
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) G# Y6 @: }8 ?' RBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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9 c" D* N( W3 UWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ! b3 u0 {/ A! r$ t' i% u0 y
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ . \, P4 A! s# \: h( w7 E
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 5 B. h3 |/ C/ @9 t7 n

) W( `2 E. Y) q  i7 L! H" s5 tCollect father收爹
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! m: w, Z9 H- C6 `1 B3 b) ~9 PYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ - p1 }) I& U9 T0 a
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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2 \$ P5 V1 k' eAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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+ Y' ]" g. ~$ W9 h* `& ?( G8 UHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , p* a1 I9 [; ~1 H1 {: c

2 I. `. {; W0 i  C$ d0 b: NYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ) m$ h6 k5 B( o, i* Z/ d9 c
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ : t$ ]+ G" R2 r. n, R0 K

: E! `& G. H. t8 DEight woman八婆 , y) u6 a8 `+ W: t) {7 q
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! * v2 _  O1 w! b- I2 }7 q5 j

& J8 k+ ?% Q- F9 @$ K. xKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 3 R, I6 ]0 J* I2 n/ _9 s
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ' p& K& C1 t  b, g+ C5 Q
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Wear grass著草 # F/ e4 M4 M" a1 g* z

6 A% Z7 t6 z2 ]# }3 BI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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0 L8 L. b1 G3 V1 \( B- [$ yI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 4 I4 A8 G2 I' n8 s: D

" N1 O, b8 ^" \* ]High hand.高手
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0 y8 [% q9 A8 l$ j7 L- MA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " h4 V: F& q+ `

9 f; F0 l+ B/ n' q- dTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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4 b" y; m) O. r; |Good mother.好娘 , Q9 |% }; J3 f2 {3 t" K. H3 b

) b; H: A' Q4 C6 I+ q! q! V. h$ JYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 0 w- ^- y' _$ {: l
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Old dot.老點
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/ F8 w7 U) d) F- q. SOne old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 n/ o1 _" s" K
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - s. A7 Q" y2 j6 ~
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 % [$ q- Q. C5 Z$ Z1 a; q* N7 @( N( \

6 q# |8 V& W  u9 ]$ l8 N% xA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 / S- \" {; Z  Y: P' {2 }$ Z3 w

% |1 r3 T" V! p9 V* a$ ]Two hit six.二打六 0 P0 ?9 k& j7 c, l% Q
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Two five boy.二五仔