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trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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1 p. M1 W% l3 E（轉）港式英語
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* r: b6 B' V; [- T& sPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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% g/ X  Z1 `) N. O0 OYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ + U& Y" {' U! @( N
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ . ?) ?. ]0 P- \1 @9 k

5 {/ K# G8 c) Y  O9 uIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ( u! L. I! n" N9 u3 W" s

9 i0 h" n1 L" H; v9 b3 R5 Z3 \+ |Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; G/ o; S8 c) Y. T/ F5 d: r, c

3 m1 J+ ^' r* t$ o# m& ~Fall on a street@@ 。 1 S$ t: C/ G7 \1 z! ]( J
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ) E3 Y6 X' J6 p& G- X( H3 `  V

% K0 n; p* O$ S8 a6 R2 ^Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * W' c3 O4 l7 ]3 M) c
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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0 N: u! H: j' q% o% O, G* MFace green green臉青青 。 & x( W2 ~' h, u7 W% g' b) \) @

9 [  ^  W. v* i9 J6 j"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
$ i0 O; h  ~: x; O點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」   [9 }) a8 e* S

2 e  G* m9 j& o/ ^$ d$ y2 q: zYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 & u/ Q' v' r3 d/ u) V, P, ~4 Z+ X8 H
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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3 p) O; [" h# uYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' f& S, c* f0 v/ i( v

! l5 u" i$ X# `9 n( f+ iPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; z" I# ~8 G' r, T
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 5 U% S' U, Y; x. t/ `# N  i/ {

. I! Y# p0 F, B0 c' eWhat the water are you?你係乜水? - J7 k+ C$ t2 {9 C# J/ {5 Z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' m0 S) [+ f* h# O& [- p6 `7 S

5 W9 T0 O( Y. C! D* VDo you big me?你大我呀?
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7 i/ _- |* a+ o- G! QZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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* n9 w% u3 c2 p2 \Do the world做世界 。
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- n: v5 U1 _6 h* \Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' K1 g  E$ D. I/ n
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Cut girl 界女 + d/ C! O5 R. |  \/ h3 ~
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 {6 n$ G" y) C# d

2 F8 P- V) o% S$ iCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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' P2 Y+ b, d  O9 JI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 9 V$ E  W8 j; q( D/ o7 g; l3 |6 [
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 7 }5 G9 U, R/ v4 H& S' B) Y$ Z! g
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 " o. J6 d; {3 b' J

6 j' J& g6 i! ~5 `: H/ ?+ WYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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. L! |: T* J  V( ^3 BHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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! `5 n0 {/ ?% |2 `, P0 t/ Q, uYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , u" ^* Q2 t7 _
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 5 o5 W. i* h% B6 B

) Q- [1 u% Y1 ~Eight woman八婆 1 C5 U. R" ?- o: D1 {( x) u
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! " R  r  w5 l4 s4 s2 |5 I4 V

: y- @  F1 X9 y$ o" Q. u% SKing eight egg.王八蛋
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  p+ W5 X) X6 l0 c, PBlack son黑仔
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# B3 u) M) C$ n8 nToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 1 W+ |# W7 H2 f
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3 }$ H& F9 d4 ]) K# x2 r( u, HI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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5 M. u1 C8 o% x- F7 G6 x8 `High hand.高手 7 S' p% w2 Q9 S  _) `) e

, e9 r. ], ~9 P) R" U$ y, `2 sA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 # _; g5 N3 v) \% q7 k# A$ N
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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& X' Z& Q( E4 C2 p/ TOld dot.老點
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5 T" R$ W1 n% [; Y2 s# a6 X1 \' JOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , b- l$ @! B$ u
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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. O# F3 G  @: s5 eHold hold water.楂楂水 ; O9 {- b6 c7 v
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Pump water.抽水 / k3 p7 x1 Z5 `2 J5 i9 N7 \( O

7 l( @4 D5 N; X; V" r$ Q) g8 m, dTwo hit six.二打六 , F2 J: ~, d1 S/ ~9 d$ s

' E0 D1 B1 y1 m! R, oTwo five boy.二五仔