港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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0 v4 k+ Q4 r9 ], I, @( i; sPiano piano green 琴琴青 ) \( o+ L4 r: `9 O8 N

/ f) w2 S* w% {( l; u& qPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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9 x9 @1 V  `! JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ % `9 l: w$ `# N1 C, l

& V8 O) i8 `; s4 h6 }You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ! w* v. z7 g# s
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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' [2 r) y' j2 I/ W+ N- _' C, ZIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ & x8 G2 V/ |7 y0 l# T
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 6 L/ a/ Y; u  j" E$ v  p7 A/ j

# c1 P4 `  a5 H! {6 MBlow water吹水2 n/ q1 r1 [' K! {
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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& U! L5 z3 x: W/ f! QBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 _. |% M" N5 |* l3 O我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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* f- t$ m: L, a& eFace green green臉青青 。 1 w4 Z: `, T5 J, r# K3 h
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
1 H8 q3 M, P, e0 _0 X$ J. I點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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; j4 E. D8 b8 m4 |You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 4 u2 W" r+ Y0 y; _

& A6 ?7 z; K9 h! y: w5 c4 t3 P! UPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? + o. n( R3 U1 \

; I4 \, j5 C% v1 K7 aEat banana食蕉
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! V2 t5 ?6 h" o0 W1 cYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( `  n2 U8 L6 L: N4 s

" T1 P0 h0 r1 VHow senior are you?你算老幾? / k# i6 [5 E5 s" u% ^$ ?

. O9 n. U$ ~, C: x: C& ZWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? + ~* d4 c' T! P( n7 o4 u

% h- I" Y/ i5 }1 t) u2 ~) R# ^Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 - w! P& P3 S1 ], [/ P/ z# y5 y
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 v9 p. m) y( t

$ F. }. W8 X# F* ~( |Cut girl 界女 0 z' Y1 D" F2 D" k8 [

% d9 p) i5 q% E. H4 C& e, |- N; n" RThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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) x9 }. o9 r) u9 x( J4 ?6 }Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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* ~2 f% r! l  R+ k, SI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ $ A3 ~+ R+ l5 t+ C: o; n) Z

. {" w3 x  v3 I5 m+ M% {Collect father收爹
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/ f  a, @# Z  HYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ * G7 q. y, H6 T

% X) w3 C8 T8 P  z/ h! {Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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2 H8 O4 R0 J. G$ WYou give me stop.你同我企係度。   @/ D. L7 X. c% ]/ d) R% F
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 3 ~2 C  H& ~$ d3 z

/ c! M  E, c! a9 ~- g: dHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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5 U& D& M3 {% ~You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / z6 @; E* ^/ a: T0 t
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 % Y( w4 ]6 I$ e# D9 I" f

' b( k0 K6 I; m4 D. P2 DEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! : b0 k" Q5 D7 t" o1 I
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 6 |4 P1 O  t$ `7 m8 f9 s' H

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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 " ?3 @- }4 R% s" V; H- M& n
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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1 v, `7 |7 Q3 E6 vHigh hand.高手 2 B, c: {7 J% Y0 @7 {; [
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 5 \  X8 i$ K( e0 @. u0 k

) c  W& k; H1 O/ {" NTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 I# V# e' X, g5 j; ?( [* k8 C" M) H

) T9 r1 ~- S1 ^6 sGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ( E7 |5 H7 e1 h
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 1 E) h, _0 ]9 b) y" A6 K4 l9 Y" E
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' Y! P5 ^8 x9 Y& x, Y
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . @1 L1 Y1 M, L* q' e

% ]& h6 Y$ G+ b- q& a% F! V2 ^, XA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , T0 D. l5 Q4 u1 S

# J  X% D/ O! s- c9 wMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 6 \4 a- K6 Y7 T) {2 e" U+ C: n! J( p" }

7 ^( n% q4 L/ P! L0 M& \A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! }8 G  W1 ?" I* u& |( q
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 0 m$ _+ j  M, o
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 2 c4 |" x4 e# |6 Z2 `2 V" h

1 F+ q9 O6 E+ t6 YTwo five boy.二五仔