港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~: A% Y: w) I3 }3 c

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0 E% R/ O4 M$ }$ t2 D* V（轉）港式英語
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' x  q' _+ \' Z0 G/ TPiano piano green 琴琴青 4 T/ p! P5 u& p- U, w* R1 f3 c; e/ ]

) k& o3 y4 d* B, U0 vPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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1 J* Y7 N  `6 U. h' [% BI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ' Z# i9 e' h; J5 |, `( u: k

7 f% C: k9 b2 F* _You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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3 O' A3 R' I0 g3 t1 D" B4 F/ t* @If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 $ i( ~/ B& `$ H/ }! s

* A7 z! a' W. Y. S1 `0 I3 n+ bFall on a street@@ 。
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6 O2 N4 g) D; |1 O- Ffall on your street.""你個"K" ( Z% ]. R9 n* U) z

; B7 A  J3 Q+ z; {Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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" d9 X# d; T9 u- H; r  g& ABlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; |% \" X( [8 V+ w/ q: P# R3 D
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 ~# P" Q- W; K/ y& I
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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5 ~3 N* r2 m- eFace green green臉青青 。 . O1 c0 U  ]7 ^4 S& \

1 [' }* H4 ]$ B  K"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * c) E2 T/ N: _6 F2 c8 [
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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/ Y. {* ?4 w& f+ k" QYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 i8 ]0 [6 Q1 c

1 u/ E) @; }3 [! p& r) {7 TPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 Z0 S( G( u9 k9 |% o+ h

: O+ ^2 ^1 ?* m8 i( EEat banana食蕉 ( e- s6 p" Z+ \  }" d+ C

5 W2 J7 c1 x" ~% U  oYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + X, W* I' c) q

$ [+ A6 Y/ S) @9 M  t1 EHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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1 T0 F. M3 d2 ]5 `What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 7 b: K+ A4 |3 {" d* \; j

( Q. {' |% t1 l) q' q+ IDo you big me?你大我呀? : l7 s# J7 Z" H1 g+ i' i9 m' ]

; C9 d+ s- A, E/ O* n4 _* sZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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% G( f* U5 j- D2 M8 g3 t) QDo the world做世界 。 : J" c* d  @& T! G) f( n4 N

" h( Z1 p0 ]% v8 ~/ k; O: QBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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3 x8 z) h; d$ u3 w& n9 U. FWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / K( {8 |! I1 o8 y4 V# O. T! M9 T9 _

  p! |0 b: @4 x5 XCut girl 界女 / h$ o  S# t% z2 g) k  r0 `
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ * v0 ?; f8 w  P8 b! Z' M$ c: n
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！   u' Q/ n; O& W- g+ Q

; m1 S9 h) |. r' X8 q+ BCollect father收爹 7 [0 h0 c5 o4 V; A+ J
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ / U2 _0 s+ Q+ D+ J3 e

( F9 ?9 I2 _: q! N2 f; FDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 j- v- }  {" V: g. |

; n5 U7 y% u$ T- D* bLaugh die me.笑死我。 $ J' s# U5 f7 B  r

8 t! Q# x7 Q' @You give me stop.你同我企係度。 2 m  Q7 E5 k; q& ~
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " s' j8 ]3 {! e  Q

& U$ |' D' j. cYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
5 r: H. o0 ]5 j% h9 l" j" ^1 [9 f你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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1 Y! S% l8 I: J0 cEight woman八婆 4 H4 ?1 Q$ v' @3 O! g0 R% M' Q. x
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! : Q$ T: P/ g2 u- u7 N7 T7 Q+ U
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King eight egg.王八蛋 1 R; Z' E, S1 O0 s

' |, @+ {: |3 L" F, v% _4 O; _/ wBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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# Q# D) K6 ~6 f  y6 B4 G0 `/ xWear grass著草 * I: X' X7 D; K

4 R4 \7 Y! i% y! e; q  t% `" {% HI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 9 C  r) e; j& y9 [7 |

3 e% V# ~  T) h& v7 A1 y/ Q, IHigh hand.高手 ) e# P& A& [* l

- d* K; B) F- `$ _8 m6 mA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 8 I2 u  d5 L4 j5 n* T) R4 `- d
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 * g5 u7 s0 x" |

4 ^% \* _$ j9 K; D" TGood mother.好娘 : g5 k% d  z9 D; @

( [8 A/ l( X# b8 H: JYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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2 ?# t* w- j/ L0 J1 |9 z. s' G5 u& mOld dot.老點 ! U8 h2 v- |" N8 v6 E% k
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One old water 一舊水 + Q! }; Z; d% Q% y; {8 X

. g$ r% G8 N2 r, iWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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/ ]" q8 K1 L! B' t% ~( V3 cA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' a% b0 L1 ~" m# P" r" g  W# V
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 $ i. J. r* m' \1 _& J) e

- ]: m  \, X" WA dragon service.一條龍服務 # }( ^% C: J* {" N1 D1 A5 k
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 % q6 t0 A/ b! G8 o/ E$ T) g. x% F

& T: o9 b( C) v. qPump water.抽水
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& e: W  D$ N2 W# [" cTwo hit six.二打六
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6 B" X7 V( s: t6 v* VTwo five boy.二五仔