港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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! O% Y2 J1 s3 A* h0 y（轉）港式英語
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# O, f5 E3 N' A& B+ @Piano piano green 琴琴青 + d4 q  X% K5 c
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 f: N# g, b) y) c& @$ R
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ) F* G! q  U9 d) M* F6 c- z

) F7 K9 R4 ]5 A8 L% XYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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9 ]  \3 }% M; i+ h6 _  N1 |If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ # k- T& g2 P4 ^) l, d! ]

6 `7 F( Y- I. y' Z0 RFish skin~魚皮 。
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7 j' g; y2 }. _8 cFall on a street@@ 。 5 b$ o2 x7 L; U

1 M2 [. m  i" t8 k- Tfall on your street.""你個"K" ; x( B* O0 G! ?/ ~# b/ S: i

% s/ X$ g, |1 lBlow water吹水
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0 X" K3 I# z9 _Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 + Y  l2 P9 K" [4 W% s1 s' V# U/ [

2 z/ [, O2 J$ R+ _Blow chicken吹雞 7 I! k$ a& T4 E4 _3 m
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 Y7 J+ m4 M1 L# ?1 S
我吹雞打你班友 。 9 k9 {9 x! M/ b  y1 v

& n, ]; l6 ]% CStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 5 h6 k4 C# t# H, V2 e3 T
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) S: t. s3 P3 l1 {3 y! ?; U點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 - L4 o1 P5 {( W3 Z

5 H6 o. r! p0 R2 Q4 SYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 5 K* Z% S7 r/ k, J

4 e& W4 G- |- RYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 d; d, `; D7 t7 s

# l# D% b9 O$ a, U$ K7 fYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 N- t% ]* `, d- Q/ ?

4 C& v* Q: w* D) H* ?$ fEat banana食蕉 3 D5 P: @; Q* [/ r- ?, c

# F+ K/ ]6 r5 z9 c6 b% j" y: a" ]You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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: f# B, e4 W2 tHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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: m+ c4 d; m. kWhere are you come from?你邊度架? , z, }% a! G& b7 T" n% s  k

( C# v$ W; Z+ F* c: u7 BDo you big me?你大我呀?
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- v4 r! d% \! ^0 R8 E& _1 g" RZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 $ j0 ?( G+ z5 o
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Do the world做世界 。 - Y0 ]% K( A7 g  |! U7 z
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 [  D, A6 m( b5 Y2 X1 IWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 |- u0 \% T1 i, Y) A) L6 w" Z

, d( ?( M+ {3 B4 iCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 \; i- J/ K- s1 k

. }5 z( K$ j9 ]. q& Y6 J0 F% GCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！   K6 s7 d" a/ g- J. c" U+ E

5 j, M: f( z3 W+ d. XCollect father收爹
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5 O. d. \0 a6 c: NYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 2 G0 S5 T  ^& Y7 J3 H  J$ B6 ~5 A

# ]: S1 k: {, p1 c# G' u6 wDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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1 \2 ~8 B* R: K' m2 i6 @Laugh die me.笑死我。
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7 n  `8 G7 @0 Y1 K  tYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / w& }$ s% L2 C& A1 f5 v
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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, d5 \0 _& ]" f9 {; T: E6 [" gYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
6 G2 M4 W1 B0 ~" L1 A* c4 X9 H你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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6 X# v3 A0 ^* g7 j! ^9 _' kEight woman八婆 ( c& W! k3 q  w" c: A

: ~' f6 n. S3 qEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 3 r  [, Y  ~$ O# z* q+ b
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King eight egg.王八蛋 0 h- j$ }) |7 j) Y6 E  Q8 s
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Black son黑仔 * d0 \- u: e' y

' h" O% K7 {) I' K$ ^Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 8 Z, r3 |9 {; K" [" o3 y

9 N. w' b" P. a4 N3 g& a( mI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 3 ^6 O) b9 u# R7 o
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ q# m* `, T1 T, Q, t
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 5 [8 \3 d) H. u* j( l2 P% Z, i

' m8 R9 C6 I/ OTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% q% @3 ]% n" P* ?  rGood mother.好娘 ; B: T, y) P; B6 V: W

: ]: b5 T$ x& U" e4 fYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 3 d  X) b0 X( E& c: ]- z
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Old dot.老點
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& t4 q0 p% X1 [% f0 {$ rOne old water 一舊水 + H, f: B) g3 D- z/ S5 I
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # o2 o2 B( {& b* ~4 k( d0 v

: K- F2 L. k' Q" ~* w( XA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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0 o5 t' H5 {( b; ]/ Q7 e7 qMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ( |6 F+ s  t" t1 n! r0 B" _7 T. B" x

! ^- W7 H; k( _7 k1 ~Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 & k7 w  m* \8 v
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔