[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 @: U. S- S4 k2 T% j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 y0 u7 f9 q0 ?0 B+ V8 t$ a) B0 m: i

. P1 j2 s2 i0 ]: E0 i! ^, f3 |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. _- y5 O) n/ h! @
a.They give like hell. 2 e$ |7 u) v/ }, m2 ^' V* h
b.They do not yell.. x( N! T; d* q+ U. y% r/ g
c.They do not tell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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/ e6 U( u' u. S8 t5 y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' k2 W5 r! ^9 }) L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- K6 W' t  y4 F" f
- a SPADE to bury him!; W* {! L5 C$ o5 k' d6 S

2 o! k  T+ ~) C4 E9 ?7 f# K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 y  ?5 S- r# Q3 J$ Q3 z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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  s* H+ M6 w# C8 I% R5) What is the strongest muscle?6 h- ~- G  c# ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 n0 P+ ]- ?+ c
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' \$ M$ q) h. w4 ~2 w
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: L4 Z2 P9 J) y; B; D7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, }6 p' ~# X# ^0 p' H# E, NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% ^. S/ C, y3 Z9 e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ C" P3 X  _, `2 H  Y- bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.