[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! ?. i, M" l/ t2 ?$ w& [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. h- g) R( T: t8 _: T9 w9 b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) q/ U% A+ r% K4 L7 [) i& n' y
a.They give like hell. / E! C7 V- m9 y  K8 @' f2 H. y
b.They do not yell.
+ K( E2 R6 l7 ^4 l* E/ T' K/ fc.They do not tell.
1 z9 R  D- U8 M6 Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 a8 s9 a8 l" @  u3 @/ ]1 E9 ]
- a HEART to love him,
( ]7 Z8 X1 ~+ t1 o- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ g% Z; R7 D- f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 Z- f% h2 R5 v+ V# R' f
- a SPADE to bury him!% H) ?3 a- ]5 z' J$ j% ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& z7 ?7 X: j- V( _$ n: sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( h: h5 F5 G( k# U, u. h8 _5) What is the strongest muscle?! \" h6 N2 e* w$ a7 ]7 V! ]6 i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& p4 ^, s1 J. r* x

/ ~: p& H0 O8 D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 a. `1 L+ N. Q& ?* y" ^The arse hole is always in front of you.9 h1 h# w4 x( W+ P4 G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
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3 e" Q( r; I0 d4 i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 ?4 [# t# |: h, c( \The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.