[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- A; e: W2 T" A; C! Q0 I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 x8 f3 D' e6 Z/ g: A0 ~2 w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) f- A* j, Q3 S
a.They give like hell.
: p3 H! U: J% J4 q4 b; K  Q0 i9 K3 W4 mb.They do not yell., ~+ x7 k4 o" q
c.They do not tell.
# u( X9 j0 {! C- pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) W' X2 x! C5 x# J) {/ p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 G. R5 r. R* x+ ?2 M$ h
- a HEART to love him,0 K8 M2 t+ }2 }* X' y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. @% X. ^, f& J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" M% w. T* K' ]% X+ ~- v
- a SPADE to bury him!( O- e- o0 M) s5 `$ J9 q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 |& F% R: i3 e# B* HBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 A# V9 z5 g1 m' O( ]

; ?% g* r, }+ _; _# n5) What is the strongest muscle?# G. ?2 f. F6 w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: ?, ~) b5 }0 x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# Z1 L5 ?$ A: M6 ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( R# {8 V  r& b7 E$ L  W3 J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 P; L* E2 g' T0 S4 G7 WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.