香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
! C; k9 [: v9 N: p! Y甘多人死，唔见你死。 7 H- {8 D# ~3 g. a( ]0 r
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 l  j3 T, N2 ?0 U你教我以后点出嚟行?
- e4 J3 K( H- I! V3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( V% |; T7 G% y/ w
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 ]5 y/ l- }/ {# I1 r/ w& d4 "I saw a pork chop" ! H# J9 s, o) P! p
我见到件猪扒啊。
4 V. j) Z% |! k5 Are you road? * e( @# G3 i, |. f
你系咪路啊？ ' O5 n, w! q7 L3 T5 q. H
6 What the water are you? 8 \& M# |5 n- j8 }# k
你系乜水啊？
/ l  T( X6 l- ^5 d2 }, E0 `2 j% L. d7 Do you big me?
* D2 ^" N3 ^5 u$ j  ]+ u! ^你大我啊？
3 Y# }3 t; F1 t2 J5 d2 x) [8 Zebra chops people. 8 S' M/ l3 ]# N* W  L) M$ g0 {
班马劈友。 " f1 i  l% @* Y- L. A
9 The king of the cutting girl.
* n& _& y5 j& }" y, K* e- Q6 T界女王。 * h6 O- U8 ?( a
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. / h3 L6 z1 `* i# K) N3 q4 i  F
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ O3 l2 n2 ]' }$ T
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* F' n: q7 ~$ ^你当我无到？ # i6 L3 l: u' b3 m- Y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
2 `( f+ R3 L- ?7 A# T6 |5 ]你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ . R% H7 n# q  H8 B+ Y
13 Today I was very black son.
) x! [0 H: s; f& a) }# v今日我好黑仔。 ' F; Q5 s& k3 O, V3 W
14 I am wearing grass. . ~3 [8 o0 W) g* M; T$ y) G7 r
我着紧草。
. b/ b$ V8 ?# U6 r# q15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
- a/ \+ z! Q+ a/ e你未够班同我讲数！
2 O$ F! w$ ]; f% N2 v) Q" [2 `16 Two beat six.
/ l4 }4 k' c2 m: M& T2 Z- Q8 A二打六
- {1 {- K" r; s5 m8 z17 Two five son.
( o: o3 x# L! F+ G二五仔 . }, t8 O% |, A2 q  s$ }
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
5 N. i5 Q4 O) L3 N* Q# s琴琴青
/ q* J- s& `  A, ^# ]+ @; v6 `19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
/ k; [8 R3 z$ l$ |* b$ b! r/ y我俾D顏色你睇睇！
: ]' F6 g( C( Z1 z- G) [20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 4 t7 @5 {* a$ p! j; P% f
蠢蠢欲動 。
! W, F* |3 K1 W. L& N0 m9 w& o21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ o; w) A+ Z8 {6 d5 V. D5 o人山人海 。
! V9 }, [3 v6 ~22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . c+ ]: j" y6 w& _
你算老幾? 9 q, w5 e& I/ G! f* H0 v" L
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
: {* @9 n3 f+ G; N5 [你講乜鬼? # p0 t" `2 c! Y* @4 R
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 x0 k* u6 Y& N8 b我驚你有牙！ 4 l/ J! j% y& G4 e
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 $ d# h+ M; Y' v- A, G' w3 a
心花怒放。   2 x% Y# C4 J- Z$ W- l; ]3 I
Fish skin
8 r" u2 H# o2 `. }0 V8 \  Y9 e鱼皮 。
6 H  g: y" t6 A6 v0 Z2 F5 {Monster of blowing water.
+ z/ C8 E5 @- T1 _吹水怪。 , Q8 d0 C0 M+ w( g" o
Face green green
& E) L0 N2 r$ l+ m6 o面青青。
+ o) c5 X  ^6 a2 }You see road carefully 4 o  K4 y$ c' S" n, z  j
你小心睇路 , N: Y1 ~/ i! Q$ q+ o/ x' ]
You go to street carefully
4 @2 t, P; r4 Y2 n8 b+ k; v" C你出街小心D。 . W7 D: l  M* {6 V
Do the world
, T9 X6 V/ E- a$ I- U4 D做世界 。
/ G! d3 Z7 j- I4 v: X/ @Big tea rice
- u" u- M) }, l( |, I0 P: x! Y大茶饭 。 $ O) Y5 q/ w- m( N: ]* t' p2 @4 Q
American chinese not enough.
% j* G. f8 `$ U, {美中不足。 ) G. p2 e( Q& \7 ?4 w
King eight egg.
, F  [. h& F7 R. H王八蛋
' i% D; I! U1 u4 cHigh hand. # P+ u) f* k- e' q( m
高手
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0 o6 w: C* ~+ P4 @. lOld dot. - @9 M7 I3 f# h# x: V! c
老点 2 Q& ~* G9 }* t0 H- d5 v  I
One old water % N9 d2 f2 R# ~5 o, i5 L
一旧水
5 |9 T5 G8 p/ c' o4 }4 MI know your mouse. 7 P; Y/ Z" U" _  x5 X. ~
我识你老鼠！
! k0 J+ u& g' F3 [/ t9 ^9 ^Measure water/Pound water.
& X. `9 y1 C& Q, B) ~磅水
3 I, q# o/ N" p, T# m9 k3 dA dragon service. 5 o) y$ B  _( [( ]$ ~3 J$ \( \
一条龙服务
% @) X7 ?& k% O) ?; ?- \/ xPump water.
# i+ y& [* X+ P6 G" n! g9 J****
8 ~2 H- B& C3 j1 V& H( F% ?I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 R& {' {, e7 h) r% p& z4 G我吹鸡打你班友。
: s# N! u  r! _% l0 [2 |You jump building.   b: [$ V1 Z* ]8 u+ k1 y
你跳楼啦。
+ [; W) D+ |0 j: dYou come back home and eat banana
0 U# y/ F! G% [7 [/ E% m你返屋企食蕉啦 - @$ y% c3 X3 m! U* h
I give you a hair.
* T3 L& e: l  N' z/ l  Q$ x我俾条毛你ar! : H/ V/ |, J" T9 a
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Collect skin
) u/ m+ _  W, l$ Z. N收皮   R* t+ h) ?( s. D/ z- I" @; |
Collect father
1 F. A, H& U) ^收爹 ( o1 s9 G' u4 s  ^; f
You give me collect father. : q( v$ q5 q6 l& T+ H8 l) }$ O
你同我收爹！ 1 E1 ~, h, T4 Q* r) h* T0 p
Laugh die me. ! Z3 y1 k/ e( Y! j* x0 h
笑死我。 ; E0 d8 a$ A! o; C" A
You give me stop.
& {# h  Z( B1 U) q8 U' f你同我企系度。
) {, D3 A3 `2 t, Q5 A" x3 SEight woman
& w) v! w5 L2 o八婆 . z* j1 L% \0 i
Eight woman,you are good!
2 y3 ~; k( h& m/ a" C& \八婆，你好o野!
) z/ j7 ^" Y, @7 {What the spring do you do? # X  C4 f/ n6 w% [9 z
你搞乜春啊?   I1 e+ u1 i4 x2 x) `/ R7 \* ?
A dog of eating dung
8 s) Y- X8 {: g0 @. g1 r+ }食屎狗
/ n* W% v; l  qA ghost of ass ; T; h- _7 `2 L1 `
屎忽鬼