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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , ]8 [% ~, z, H% k0 x
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 j' _  q# U: s/ ]. e& W1 \

  L; z7 a& n/ C苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 a& p" W- @  i/ X1 b
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教之道:The way of learning it
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: ]+ n/ F% {) G" X' T0 c# p貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! r- {5 b( [+ A5 e* A+ F3 j% y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / n3 x/ Y# L" i, p+ l) A: }, k; x

" r6 r. J, J8 ]6 D# x' T子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 `2 h5 x' j2 d6 X

6 I( W' \# U* X斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) `- z3 P, l. J" v$ d
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( R3 K& ?9 U* C
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 D5 t1 R, y* A- F% w$ @3 D; q3 [
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教五子 :All his five son took it 9 ?* H$ f( b. M2 S  c7 z% Y

7 ^# w/ S8 i0 \+ \* ]名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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/ J  }: o! \" V( |; Z- ~' x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 u' m' s* S8 B" z1 P% E) [
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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* n: u/ L3 H  \! h" p& F( l老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , `4 A% k3 J- b/ A

+ d+ A4 M- z4 ?/ N/ S玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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$ f1 T: r. s; G0 m( ~" ~3 o1 P人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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