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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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3 o+ s  I. s* o6 V, @1 b* ~  X性本善:Sex is good. 4 I1 {( z1 y4 Y  z6 ]- ^3 r5 }9 f
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( T8 ], @9 S2 G6 P( k: [; u
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% e. B* [* i' j苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( R3 R: C# C( A7 f' a4 L/ e& S
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , ^4 J3 P# p. z% c

% `& |2 j" M( r3 Z# Q5 P, y1 k教之道:The way of learning it   p! U. w+ I* W% q

! ^0 ]" \5 p" a$ n1 y% g貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . a9 Z1 X; i% `* ~& L- v

1 ^$ H4 i3 Y5 f  J昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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; C) R) s: e. _3 U; |斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * b2 D7 W: Z! N, ]" N  j
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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- [$ \! }% ~; \3 f5 q# _名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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' r+ i7 V" u: F- _; c) c6 Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* d$ J& g. c" U6 |1 w父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 F8 C+ R" }! i  q, ]: {) u
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) I% }& k# k$ m& O6 k) R* |師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ `) Q! u! ~- }9 A% P2 {& a4 F子不學 :You may refuse to study this ( X7 F9 v0 Z' H+ Y) y7 [6 A- n. A( Z
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 w: ?4 Y1 R- G8 @$ Z- {6 V  I

/ |% J( J% C7 F老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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1 {% v0 v2 g/ y0 s, d玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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3 Q/ |. y( }8 }不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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$ @! _! w4 e" x) ^5 t) A5 |人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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4 ~. _$ ]+ Q, n& z; g& \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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