港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~4 o8 {5 q4 |* P& B' v
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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  v1 l. T/ e8 N& t. w! B+ j: b( JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ % V2 ]6 f, |7 u/ G) ]
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ " N6 z' t' v  ^6 o7 A
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; F$ N$ `1 L6 u$ F- g- X

2 N) z9 B0 @4 ?Fall on a street@@ 。 ; |  y! O8 \' ?9 o; v1 P+ D& o

+ A* u5 z0 ]4 ~8 h6 M0 W8 l9 X' cfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水8 g/ z0 A6 }+ ^0 @% c7 ^9 Z. @
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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. D& q& w( A( J5 DBlow chicken吹雞 ' q6 Z, ^  o6 j: ^' @, k
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; g. T3 l" E/ Z/ S! X
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 s1 J5 X& @' q7 i2 I
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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( t, ^# m! _& cFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " _; s" Y! R! J! p9 \; `
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 * v# ?& ^1 P8 c2 `  j6 B

6 `0 w( \( M4 l& b2 wYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 7 j- y" K" n1 u
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 * M( C9 e, L; f+ n9 m6 Y1 v: S% s

1 W! N. m$ \( ?- H% o1 `$ }4 w  E% kYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' i! g) }: _  _' n

" f! z  N0 H3 c: _- N( u. Z" gPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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* E  M: h$ f0 k1 o: w! o( TAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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6 G) A( Z& @4 k2 W7 Y2 XYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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/ t" [# {( d, g. I  pHow senior are you?你算老幾? 8 x$ Q0 M. Z( K3 }. O! ~% }0 A

$ p5 `7 d( }, y1 a, ]What the water are you?你係乜水? - L$ f+ R. e- d5 l6 z

8 U. }  @% ?7 @; z* w7 Q  Z) YWhere are you come from?你邊度架? $ U! |& V# c/ [4 @
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。   [7 O: l8 i+ D7 k

6 O6 M* Q1 z+ {/ o0 E: bDo the world做世界 。 ; k% p, @" V* d5 Z3 Z$ C0 t
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! q% e3 x, O6 c) h) U1 p

  v  z8 n5 d) v0 U- M  x, dWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 e- n0 c9 O1 U. ~) S

. L- m$ I6 t" D) ICut girl 界女
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: A* Y0 ^1 ~) O/ T7 JThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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/ k" J( ]- z+ B1 y/ Q" ]/ G% q' bCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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/ B  A1 j! H3 n, e7 t) JYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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1 _1 w7 u1 v+ h1 K3 s( O0 C8 bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 w# A3 j3 P2 g: o# P& N
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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$ ]' Z- k! {2 l) g. PYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 p& }9 v( q2 X

1 q+ A* `6 U5 C) y/ Q1 K+ s* {- PHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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% h) z* ^! b! R" C) h3 w& n" h" cYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: R9 `* A& _4 K3 @" d6 ?你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ : o' H2 S: u: d1 f+ J4 h
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Eight woman八婆
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5 B: l* f; M4 T" V6 O& _Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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5 N# m$ a' V/ W4 q8 W$ FBlack son黑仔 9 Y  L9 x) A) s% e1 ^% ], l7 E

  q: b5 C6 [  }Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : h8 E$ d/ i) @$ R1 }+ X8 ~

0 U% O# i0 U, IWear grass著草 0 D# f( _* T! ~2 h! Q/ O3 X
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 r  l5 g5 W* [! V8 B
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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. Z0 b; U( g, C% L, EHigh hand.高手
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3 O( F- z8 F6 l- M+ w/ O7 xA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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) c4 i* C% A. K% m! l0 M9 J( OTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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1 J9 d" Y8 O. yYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ $ h% U' n; V2 e8 }5 O

, Q9 j! H( j$ i8 }* COld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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! Y6 r+ z3 T# HWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 |. ]$ y$ a* A1 K+ E) i" {! `& s

- F6 m, _: I2 i3 T+ z7 s4 {A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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9 L1 m5 o* B$ h* @1 R+ cMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 9 m3 B9 X. z2 ]  _/ ?

- O! s6 o; @  [7 q: ^& A$ RA dragon service.一條龍服務 3 m# U. I5 s/ X  y% w: N* h$ {

2 c, d4 }% q- n: J0 w3 A9 ^Hold hold water.楂楂水
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, p; r" v0 _( K  ~9 v. u6 NPump water.抽水 . M1 j/ [! R3 V9 r) U, e% x  _9 m
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Two hit six.二打六 ! ^! A5 [9 P9 v# ?6 ~$ H
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Two five boy.二五仔