港式英語… :):):):):)

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" l3 A2 A5 [0 V（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青   `6 O; m# S% o1 T
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 O# o+ ~: u/ O; k
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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4 O2 T; ?( h, L$ N3 gYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ' Q/ A1 V+ ]+ F: b, p7 {
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ , g0 ~* L) b+ F" r# g7 p
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 9 a5 N8 }% f' S; L6 ]

! S# h# {3 B3 h. XFish skin~魚皮 。
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: ]" A; R0 g, u: V# KFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" $ {0 v  \9 w2 A7 b* Y6 m
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Blow water吹水! T6 N7 j* ^+ Q% S8 `* Y9 j
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 7 G  A8 o8 G# z) d

# G0 S( t, C3 A( {4 q# gBlow chicken吹雞 , M$ K0 ^0 w. Z

1 T3 r  d8 W0 ~' j# i1 P+ jI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  S7 x. k/ r( O! x: X6 Z9 o我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 $ Q. m5 \6 S7 U$ @7 ?( |9 V" [5 {
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
$ d9 l5 ?- V& t* f) E點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * S3 Q* s+ m6 V* o
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ m0 ?& W+ l1 y: [; k' F) MYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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  T* e% L6 D7 x/ z2 VPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ( }. P: N; G" r( _

& E/ Q0 p5 C; e7 CAre you road?你係唔係路呀?   p8 y* F; ~. p( u) e$ O1 G
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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- X, z) `: F0 O3 c4 @What the water are you?你係乜水?
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% v) T3 t2 P2 w/ p( R8 X2 `, h5 L. }Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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5 J: Y# b6 H! j+ V' w- uDo you big me?你大我呀? $ _0 ~9 n( d, l1 \. J, j
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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: [! F) u7 X4 |1 O$ l% MDo the world做世界 。
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7 K& o6 E6 V8 v5 ~% yBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * p0 _) e$ n4 F* J6 z5 Q

4 p9 X4 `- _6 o2 E+ B. q* PCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ l2 G( y' T6 [1 P: O
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ / {% O# S% U  g6 o7 o8 n' H

3 O% [4 W6 s4 d) Z6 ?2 N9 ECollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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( G0 o3 r/ q1 l5 q- sLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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( ]* Z5 @1 y* n+ K+ I+ NAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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  ^& N8 [1 P' D( s7 L( aHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: y0 u. x6 |( }4 e5 O8 w* @5 o7 X你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 4 N. ~; j2 H* |: }# ?" @
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Eight woman八婆
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( s5 m* d. y% A$ |% kEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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2 s6 v2 ~: J, D1 D; O. ?King eight egg.王八蛋 2 G6 M- L  J7 A8 G# F# k& _, h

+ ~/ I) _/ a7 z3 KBlack son黑仔 4 P! }& k5 N- ]0 [; W" }& w6 [

0 b' y6 C. ^! g! Z% P* ?Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : v+ K2 W! ?$ f* z3 X8 a

0 f9 q$ ~$ F6 l, vWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 j6 y4 R2 L+ O$ ?8 P* {
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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) k$ c1 a4 m. Q+ Z0 U. I0 V7 hHigh hand.高手 $ I) |, d' q8 v0 A% v& Q3 N
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 : @% ?5 @8 Y1 O7 i4 r

4 ?" x6 `$ V  _6 pYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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9 J. S- a. \" M+ _Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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- ~9 t# p) C$ @. O7 }+ \A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 y9 e* \* V) @0 G  T2 E- o
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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  E2 Y9 i( e1 P* j4 TMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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6 \3 _) S/ w1 I- c- Y) eA dragon service.一條龍服務
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" Q! E; @: c( E  K- d( iHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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, b$ }' V0 _1 P, ~. jTwo hit six.二打六
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! Z: e6 p5 o1 Z& P+ i# x1 r- h/ ^Two five boy.二五仔