港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~: f! \; I+ P# z$ b+ R2 G" m

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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7 q/ S" H, f) t4 p* oPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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( J' T' g& x! [! |0 cI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ! ]  H7 x) `' _8 X2 O

9 e' r% M' o2 v2 X2 vYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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' D, T  A& p& C* w2 lI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 8 X. X9 E: w& Q6 j

$ L6 A  R, R5 i/ T4 ?# EIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ' P: k7 x: M) ]; U. |$ \
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ) ^1 O) @' }# L+ o/ \
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 6 m1 N$ v' p/ \2 S6 w* A

& b- a; e( W! ], }2 J4 ~: PBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 # }9 r( R% \( C% c+ s# e" q

" \" J& F) d  T8 bI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% J, H- s& k1 Y2 _3 a7 z. V) c% i我吹雞打你班友 。
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( ]" m- Q5 K% k/ _, Z" X4 t3 Q! eStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 + H2 ^1 P( ~) I3 {- a* T, H5 k6 a
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
; m, ]& B3 @- d0 m- A) d點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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/ T* H3 D. R: ^! {) V. ]2 eYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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6 D6 y, \$ F+ C: s5 VYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 : `$ B% Y  |/ D& H( `) `

# B6 m; M+ g" ^" I& x& ?4 r" rPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 $ Q+ M& k& G. z4 J: f4 J+ |) s

4 M/ S  h& J2 R) F0 Q; o) vAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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/ K9 X4 @7 @$ [0 N. d* bEat banana食蕉 3 o% j. ~6 |6 |
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' e8 M! B( s: n. t. h# ~1 M) F
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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. \5 q$ q: u! c* d3 ?. `+ sWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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1 D3 k+ L0 T* x  y$ hDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 . t, c9 Y1 Z9 D% F% `% {1 u

5 ?4 ^9 w5 \  g  m" PBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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$ w) ~* A( z( m; G9 I0 GWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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6 q- m$ @; T7 s5 GCut girl 界女 / A. s6 F4 {+ f% E5 m2 s3 u+ o
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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- T5 G$ `0 @% v8 zCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 1 d# B: L3 Q0 Q- v% z( }

) N  i6 X( i/ H5 t) i/ J$ K$ BI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ * @. `6 p& g: t0 N$ O* Z

" I1 g6 I2 a$ Y0 a. R, s5 ^$ OCollect father收爹
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6 L9 B' n( p( K/ fYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ : B* a% a! p/ }6 |  R$ E5 o9 l4 `

+ Q# `4 U: E4 c; S. o- sDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 R# s' B7 w" a) |: W
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 ?; W! f6 M# X% ?' M

% g  D9 F3 I, nYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 T# B1 p, X& p! F

/ b1 u, a. q% O1 q0 p( gAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 `3 g8 I; r* L# m- i# {

/ Z. N7 ~1 I$ H$ y. T) A3 B; p2 Y% jHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) `: E1 U" [: d, l7 k# N9 l2 t/ I
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
! p7 o8 A: [- V你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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  O* I5 h  T: j8 BEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! / W" H# v, ]. X& G4 o- y

! M& D& F$ a2 Q" u, vKing eight egg.王八蛋 ' C. E8 z% C* O& N

2 f) I7 ?8 m  n1 F2 L8 wBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 5 T' X* R( L' Q/ @6 T, ^" x

- v' u) o  {0 X4 C& F; bWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 O2 O2 o3 b8 [* V- Q

- \' w: K% c! r' z; v' qI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 6 e6 e$ T) B% @& p" q* _1 c) b
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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0 y4 l) B" ]( O# ^+ A# ETo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 8 \+ k0 h1 q. L- b

' S8 S" h# r* g. d# nGood mother.好娘 + H0 U- c7 f) W4 I

+ [% N1 q! t/ ]! s5 Q. |: Q6 UYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 4 m/ Z! m' c7 D! ?  D

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# _' a' w/ n3 a9 T8 ^) E( }6 w( y% JOne old water 一舊水 & B, g0 w! {' [& B/ A

) O+ O' c$ ]. ~+ _What the spring do you do?你做乜春? & ~' M# J6 r$ R& x

9 G+ ~# x8 ~: bA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + I& T5 n0 W, ~6 g" J8 F
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 9 o: m) i2 H/ T4 B: @

) h4 B9 g. H" Y* C0 ?8 u  o; xA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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0 T7 n1 M. J: A( C' ?  Y$ B# GPump water.抽水 + ~# {: W6 \2 P; v1 h2 y& M+ L
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔