港式英語… :):):):):)

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0 Q+ k8 D. G& s# r& v$ E（轉）港式英語
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& d+ H% Q# W# W3 @; j. _. l) `* ePiano piano green 琴琴青 . ?2 l- j: q* D4 c7 I- v

: E0 E7 a7 |; T. wPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ' N. S( w3 g! m

. H7 ^) \' D7 u! ]( ]: }0 K8 cYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ / B- l- a5 m# y3 @6 j
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ / I! `  C( K' o8 D
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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1 a+ A7 \6 C# d+ LFall on a street@@ 。 & D4 s! i! T( B5 X2 x
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ! d6 B- Q: J4 j: }' I

0 [7 l; _& ^0 f5 d7 w9 IBlow water吹水, h/ l' E* O8 p$ I7 o; }

* O1 f6 G& a# s2 TMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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# e3 k0 @8 p+ M2 o& j4 ]- Z9 nBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; _% X, p2 j! u7 @# Y/ s
我吹雞打你班友 。 1 g& w# @% J) H# h  n
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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% e1 f, [) e; [# l) z! g$ @Face green green臉青青 。
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: [- L! k! L/ ]* D- K; ~7 F% x: W# }"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) p$ n# L1 v' }/ ?% s" N# E# n& ?點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) a7 W" @  R) L$ A$ T" n
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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" {' W  s0 y( B1 @" A7 N% pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : r4 q1 ^( y$ d( U& T
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( v3 c9 x% I) L. W  K0 S) b
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 * h' V4 z& s0 Y8 J
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 9 Y  T' A2 a; Z1 p( O  e

' E; @6 L$ q! X' ~  p% R# {4 gYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 . @! B  [+ b  l5 Z/ w( i3 E5 x
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How senior are you?你算老幾? : x6 N* ?, Q5 D3 y
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 9 g8 i, E3 m$ c( d6 f

* L7 K9 A$ i6 X& KWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 0 l+ \$ H4 j8 W" c
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。   i2 _1 z, S9 o2 q! b

) X/ |! [  T1 F; q) ADo the world做世界 。
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# t9 @  d6 d# ZBig tea rice大茶飯 。 / b9 }- {6 T! C7 f( p4 T
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - n$ w+ `/ [5 v3 j  ?

; {/ O; L4 Z/ ^Cut girl 界女 & b. ?6 G! e, S& Y) O3 O' V5 k
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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) b* ^, h6 c& YI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ! Y3 W: F5 T, ?, k, _2 n  A6 `

4 j( Q6 R- O1 H! c4 T+ mCollect father收爹 1 L# X! W; b7 |2 ?7 s9 a8 w
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ . U3 s' H2 c8 u' ^

9 r; H) j+ |/ W& ~, PDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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: p' A& P! I& W1 U0 Q! K8 f8 }2 rLaugh die me.笑死我。 4 A& Z. ?! c! }$ V2 F

4 a2 c3 x# P% t  l2 X1 jYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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6 P# L# I& h, k% v( HAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 + S+ f) I$ A% _) w5 r: R+ X" X

- [  h2 g- L' S/ X5 ^" eHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. % A: @1 ?) T+ y0 h7 \
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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* L" M$ d. J3 g9 z/ }0 G. KEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! : h" f: E9 ~* @

! L  G# a4 b2 V' z1 x4 I( j0 [King eight egg.王八蛋 , ?, U7 w; J9 y4 k8 j6 O3 Z, B

% F9 g" Z  K1 f9 j7 B5 a& q5 N& ]Black son黑仔
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+ v3 A% ^" N2 p3 G8 `1 N4 x4 BToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % ^. b6 b7 z2 f1 Z, c1 v

8 q- I7 A3 m2 \4 Q- r/ CI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 ( _, ^& u) b5 {' `$ k& a, c

0 [3 W; Z- K% W$ ?* O- b/ L  RA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 f) T6 m) ?4 N- E
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Good mother.好娘 , c1 n* _& d5 F) g  V

* ?) T! E5 ]- L/ q. z' fYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ . a. @* N' `: w) M5 b6 z: X" r) ~

( z3 `8 [* A( _1 |Old dot.老點 2 H( u; l" J+ {# x6 u/ J
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One old water 一舊水 3 Q9 b. E/ ^' c  K% D+ S
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - Q/ v. X$ L4 W6 o) e( C! e1 }

& W* a# G' |1 d2 U# QA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + E" a- S0 }) z+ }2 V* x( s
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ( j: Y* Z, P+ t

6 f4 P" b9 [) q# R8 H6 n0 gA dragon service.一條龍服務 3 l3 E0 l. h$ f4 ?7 e% F/ w
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 4 @! v# f! [" |$ P8 H
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Pump water.抽水 ) Y; \# L# H5 i% L7 K! [* e4 N

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3 d" Z# w7 }  u0 h  N1 U0 ^3 yTwo five boy.二五仔