港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~1 }8 b, F. ^  `: s/ j
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9 q5 s" T4 G2 Q* X: V* Q: U（轉）港式英語   \: ?# o4 P. h8 }) C" ?$ B- y

1 d* E3 S' ?$ X# M# x1 `Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 & y5 ^' \( g) }1 o* X

9 F0 i4 h1 I6 {$ Z2 f# XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 4 r0 M# r% S% y( X; e* s' e. K
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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& A$ v; F" m5 X6 r- u" h( xI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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, m5 m) [2 V# F3 D& |& F) L  N- HIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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" ]( \" H& l( _0 O/ \* q. eFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 , N7 p4 Z" C( W
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ' J, [1 q  A. j

$ F6 E" ^7 z3 s' ]( qBlow water吹水  [) o  O1 L5 ]7 A: z, d# I
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 1 t$ X  h6 I6 L4 n1 L9 E

! j. E! K6 w1 L% B, l4 VBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " g4 Z+ ^, @/ H( f+ ]7 p7 c7 o
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 a5 F$ {/ U8 ~4 J7 @! x7 L
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" , j" ~9 x* c2 [7 v7 W
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 6 ]# O/ c8 }9 U4 j; |0 x

9 r( X2 j: L" ]. j. jYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 / G5 E" O- D, D* C
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) P4 c/ O: k* K2 Z

. N) F7 [9 @/ v( W' H5 `7 fYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( J9 E: h- @8 Y2 P
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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) ~& x7 s( r, I- M" C' C+ C! Y& ZAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ! y  p! A. K1 |' B. J% a

$ ~2 I8 R: G- a3 o8 _Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 : t& J+ X, c/ y- Y
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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+ ~0 q# A; U. D& iWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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1 J: Z  K3 ]3 u8 Q* k7 cDo you big me?你大我呀? , m! E7 E2 Z4 @" u# @
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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; @3 _9 ]- o$ ?. ]) B3 s2 @6 TCut girl 界女 - u  w0 Q' A# s  |
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 k4 F7 s% M6 `! o

2 q1 W8 i- ~. c8 i3 rCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 2 y% R& f- y/ _! z# W9 m7 v$ ^5 }

5 {( K" R  [. [  p5 yCollect father收爹
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2 X" d, [# X. vYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ' `4 ?! B4 U0 P4 S
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 P- @) p: z+ C7 ?5 x; R

3 @3 X9 ?& d5 kLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 / _' Y0 r" P- h! h

' f1 p1 W1 N( G" S" f! EAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( l8 B$ j& H, s( y3 b5 Z0 |

- D. h) Z. b. Q! r7 |+ ^) V1 i3 IHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. # ~) E) ]2 j: K' C/ m. A8 h! G8 T
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 3 m5 M; T3 B/ M
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 . c% Z1 Y# M2 E& c# @2 Y5 x

& T" y, T0 r* Q* S1 {Black son黑仔 - _* h0 g) J, ~, D$ L1 }* @, R
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 0 R0 D( q5 S2 P3 g- Q0 t( c* o
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 1 M( i- Q2 m- \/ r# O$ Y2 f  l8 p
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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2 p3 g4 I; F& i  B8 Y" f& ?High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . T2 T% o9 G* Z3 [, Q8 b
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 + x* b0 o' n8 f& d5 P% J4 h

6 L  ]3 k( N7 ~$ c1 U. T3 u0 ^Good mother.好娘
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, x8 i* k7 c2 l$ _You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！   e- Q0 J4 O# t7 C1 F

0 G1 B* }7 |. ]0 f  }Old dot.老點 7 n6 w6 `- g" s2 O4 U% p  l' g
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One old water 一舊水 ; ]% c* |% S$ k3 W; C
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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4 z9 U) S: [% w: \: j0 fA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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$ `0 T0 h6 S0 S1 Z  l" |: DMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 - m" W& E/ r! j/ W7 j+ s8 l
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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/ Y3 z: L' L3 ?* q% m% HHold hold water.楂楂水 , }, u+ f: ?( @" a
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Pump water.抽水 $ l- v3 N+ D% }4 t. {+ q

3 t! o  ^" A. s. X& d/ ^  `Two hit six.二打六 2 s6 n1 s' k; c  N: q
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Two five boy.二五仔