[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" b. E7 u5 A  S# q" I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ y) I% z0 D9 Z& b8 c0 O; I, ha.They give like hell.
& ^8 M' W3 }. C' c- ib.They do not yell.# B2 Z, o2 {( m8 \4 p/ u
c.They do not tell.0 G: `; C! A, \# F4 a
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, |. j9 {) ?' ~% o* x
- a HEART to love him,  G' j1 `9 C  S) ]. [* U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,- g$ B3 y. X) }$ q- ~: W6 N$ @" W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# O; n4 b7 i* f* _% k- a SPADE to bury him!& |6 P% s0 B" ^+ y4 _

; ?& F* i5 v( o  S2 s' c1 q* I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! g* q9 x" x- `) @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ v( c" m7 k; p0 _0 r5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ W3 j0 o7 ~8 G$ rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. _9 U3 Z7 u2 j/ H$ `0 p7 n$ _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! g7 s0 D" F& |4 o) \. D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, y2 }4 l% O0 ]; S  z" i; U, ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" Z5 O. |3 u& z- ~6 Z; ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% @$ o5 \( v/ q3 nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.