[English]: Jokes..

小强

: X( k( u1 ^9 K! F' u3 K8 g' H* t2 B, \6 K1 i3 B
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 ?0 k0 J  C; Y, Q2 Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
( M% h( S; [9 g! h) m& g& x
4 [" t$ K7 d% I  P3 }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: d) }- }% K( |7 v6 C2 V
a.They give like hell. 0 ]) t% c/ a/ R- r& Z; [+ f
b.They do not yell.
% g! u3 h( H/ s$ l1 i' a0 o& lc.They do not tell.
: K0 O% C* n+ i* M' C' J3 L& Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
. P; n3 I. n' ]  I0 r% m+ j6 u
  l) y  c" L+ N  E/ i1 D4 S. n+ s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! m- g  u5 a6 \4 w- a HEART to love him,
- v0 U, ]8 N4 B' A- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 t3 Y! M) z0 W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 @! U  [8 T1 v1 C- a SPADE to bury him!0 c% w. R- u  P5 O/ L1 f8 ^1 _, D

) C9 {$ Z% z9 W, ~0 v8 Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# V9 M/ T: o1 G# Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
, q  Q4 g2 Z: ^7 A" j + o' E) ]& D! C
5) What is the strongest muscle?& U0 h& U0 G! J- E3 g7 P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
- F: C3 v5 l! Y6 C- [ , S( w4 a/ K& I0 c  c
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* K2 @) s) \; _# r" s0 N# Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.- C' J) E- [8 I. m+ Y% p! a

9 C, _- Y) Q% i7 g" {3 I, Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 H$ W+ f" _8 t* e+ P) ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
$ z8 b$ a: ]6 ~/ Y0 o" l$ A
' g' @2 s5 J/ ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) o2 \, ]' H/ ~2 Z. K. iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.