[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 W% Z/ ?9 l% q  T. @' Q" d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* Y+ R' Q' E- Z4 A6 W) t- la.They give like hell.
5 \% {0 i) |5 X2 W6 zb.They do not yell.6 N) A) `0 u+ N
c.They do not tell.8 ?2 T7 C4 z$ H& \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. X; x" W! B" \/ u8 t& q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 o# R9 n( e5 }1 W- a HEART to love him,
! w' ~( ~) ~7 J2 d0 U7 L. Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 e! |" g: g4 V8 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" l* T/ Y' n' c- a SPADE to bury him!3 f" R7 C: c. U" f/ X, a

1 b* F( b& s1 Y" d5 o  a; ~( {& S+ p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 l1 r7 J1 S! A, H1 h3 WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% X3 f& ~* P# W" a. v. b5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ q, A$ X) m4 X3 X4 k# ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% O  ~8 e" ^0 |9 W3 ~' D1 q% \% Q  n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 y; T* _" }7 L0 s" d- [) D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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! q* O3 p$ H9 u: s. c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: u  r' F. F  ]$ N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! {3 H; H8 p! k+ |
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.