[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% W3 ^+ [$ _: }* o2 [5 z5 O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' s0 z. H  u* y1 r2 F# }0 ^- G
a.They give like hell.
8 C5 {$ V' @9 G  ~b.They do not yell.5 r4 Z& e$ v5 l1 z. ]
c.They do not tell.; q+ H% D& A/ g- o/ c' z. L% F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 F) ]# I, T% B# e2 @1 ?; h- H
- a HEART to love him,1 h. F" w. A9 o1 B
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' l0 X6 }6 G; [! |8 R3 Q" o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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' |6 }/ z: C' ~. P% }4 w7 I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- t# S; [* a' B: S% k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ u& J1 I/ w+ C( P9 l" y9 ]! f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! V/ r5 _2 S/ K& b) X7 |6 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.! Y, B6 R9 r  S( e, z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 N( ^1 t  e, K$ q6 q, Y: DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! ~( h& B6 z. h' e8 ?# \8 U
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# S* e+ |1 d2 \: q/ W/ C. F3 [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.