[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 C: N5 U8 x* k" \5 |- K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 T! x% Q4 E8 T# G3 z) W' B
a.They give like hell. 0 s* E1 d5 U* S# N( j
b.They do not yell.; o& C- F! W$ c5 ]2 ^
c.They do not tell.3 q9 u) \6 @7 ^7 @* `# s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 X* S$ j6 J" k; e
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 l/ M' f0 ?1 K: `- a HEART to love him,
9 J8 a- W$ T' K- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ \8 \8 V% j8 M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  b& f1 j# i- u* i2 t! j- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 U6 O& e4 z" }9 C/ ~) WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' s, Z' H2 B$ d2 K
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 q! D& a/ g) W. U- w0 V* KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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  p7 c9 C( k" o  ^) I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 P3 I* z; `, M1 P0 tThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 P' k' P/ ~* |9 w' n

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3 R$ y( j) O; e! p, h; [( W4 Z2 ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. D( R' t  N1 t5 G6 N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.