[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 [- U$ F' L+ n8 }$ j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. }/ }- c4 r2 ~1 q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 ]. j+ k& u; Xa.They give like hell.
9 \% {$ q) ?( ?. g0 s9 q7 W& sb.They do not yell.4 r0 b* ?3 R4 G& d6 R
c.They do not tell.. D7 r" _! X# ^* X9 Y% k1 g  i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" _% z2 [- m% N* b, T3 W) |' E- a HEART to love him,
+ M# R- w+ W7 W6 ^# u/ M- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; K4 Z1 v1 z% f5 P. C" Q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 W0 Z. c9 D% z# X2 y1 Z  n5 z- a SPADE to bury him!/ z' Q  s3 u, |1 n7 ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( ?9 s( ~6 K, u3 t; |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 Q7 b" s9 }, P: {* H; R5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 f& }# g4 `. y2 [0 }4 @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 t0 ~, p0 p/ X& u, {1 u

: s$ I3 l; U. X% u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ s( M9 Z. c9 ~* s7 M5 S, [2 E: z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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! M2 x) j' _) U% H* ^5 i2 |( w. ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 Z( `- T# p% O2 m6 w, w" c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 K; w- g% F4 L5 x* G8 \# ?; ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  n5 H, u( ]8 z$ kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.