[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 R& Y: x! |2 t. M5 Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: i; q) [# G' ]. }0 ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 B5 v7 B! t3 X4 c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; B9 m3 T5 G$ p; X5 l9 [6 Wa.They give like hell.
7 h! t5 @  H! q& z! \, Jb.They do not yell.
% n" n: P" K8 ?' jc.They do not tell.; v! p  l2 D" y" }1 r+ J, t
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. K# L/ J+ k3 F3 n$ r. ^
- a HEART to love him,5 M! y! ?% m/ J# T' ]  w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. G3 O* @$ G4 M9 b: H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 y6 x7 q% g, q
- a SPADE to bury him!/ T7 k% [6 {9 r9 J/ P2 _
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- ]6 u( o2 z8 k, d# A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ Q( H( V* ]& y( T& SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ l' B4 a" }* E( k! Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' u2 T5 b- n% {  ?The arse hole is always in front of you.( ~& n7 X' Y8 q$ Y

6 I+ {* ?, B& i9 _3 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" e( O! e$ ]- j7 G3 X
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ }2 l( |  m, |, R# Z5 \4 R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 {- C2 U0 H# Y4 n1 |# t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.