[English]: Jokes..

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) ~, m* H% |( M, f7 E& o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ _% G% O; |' n' y$ \- \1 I' }( z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( ?% u2 I! g# v7 {! f. z( l$ [1 n

( U0 m6 ]3 [9 a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 J- o: p# w- `8 I: x+ ba.They give like hell.
) G4 r/ I9 s0 m1 _b.They do not yell.5 w9 i/ R  e: ^- `
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 O# e' O3 {( `8 o

& C6 G) l7 s/ U) d+ K8 L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 u; }2 @7 w6 n) H8 `1 d% S- a HEART to love him,0 E2 z  u) y( C, S# r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: E" Q% z, x/ F1 o6 N  q4 P+ |- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( t5 b+ {! i% i, [& d- ?4 t
- a SPADE to bury him!7 Q$ J0 R# @8 `( p+ l6 [. X4 _
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 G! f: [1 D; u$ |4 X: y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ G& L+ Q% F; h3 y$ R
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& j+ N- b! c. M8 k1 DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ C2 N" L9 P3 i( n2 N9 k( M

6 l& [9 r" f4 T( I5 M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 g" n7 f0 F* X  l% G- p5 S' F8 {! ~The arse hole is always in front of you.% L4 b% N4 i8 X0 v* X5 @

( e, U" u5 g  w! [& f% y% p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ C& e/ Y2 v4 _9 w! P7 _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 G  K" `" g4 K0 }! z9 }1 M, X  l
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& N- j7 f) ^( t# H, n; WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.